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Location: Ontario, Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 1005 likes
| | | The Nitrogen Bomb < on 5/30/2017 9:07 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | A contractor using a junk house for storage, or a sleeper cell living on take-out food and stock-piling fertilizer until they just recently loaded it all into the back of a cube van and drove off. This is Canada - that shit doesn't happen! I have driven by this QEW house repeatedly for the past 6 months, watching it decline in exterior condition. I made a stop the other day with more official looking clothing all, feeling a bit more comfortable in the eyes of a business sitting right next door. I made a big production of taking out my keys and fumbling with the lock like I belonged there, only to go inside and find the entire back of the house ripped wide open. When I stepped in, I immediately lost my footing and starting rolling across the floor tiles, wondering what the heck all the little white granules were that were spilled all over the floor and causing me to lose friction. The house is absolutely covered in fertilizer pellets. Cup-of-soup and Tim Horton's containers are everywhere and clothes are just stuffed in corners in little piles. There is really no evidence of any furnishings and the walls are unmarked, as if no pictures or decorations were ever hung. It isn't a very interesting post visually, but that's precisely the point: it is the sterile look of this place that makes it all the more WTF-ish. But there's a Christmas tree in the garage, so maybe we're ok. Nitrogen Bomb - 01 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 02 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 03 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 04 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 05 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 06 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 07 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 08 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 09 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 10 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 11 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 12 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 13 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 14 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 15 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr Nitrogen Bomb - 16 by Ground State Photos, on Flickr PS: I brought home a container of that dish-sink quagmire and will be opening my own Soup Nazi location at Yonge and Wellesley. Come in for a taste of Toronto's best secret recipe!
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