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Trevzilla
Location: St. John's, Newfoundland Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes
To hell with purple people....unless they're suffocating, Help Them!
| | | ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due! < on 8/18/2007 2:48 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
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| SteamPunk
Location: Sailing the seas of sleaze. Gender: Neither Total Likes: 17 likes
| | | Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due! < Reply # 4 on 9/3/2007 8:31 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Seven wise scallywags wit' knowledge so fine, created a powder pan t' thar design. First was a butcher, smart wit''is wit, usin' a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was carpenter, strong 'n bold, wit' a hammer 'n chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall 'n thin, by usin' red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short 'n stout, wit' a piece o' fox fur, he lined it without. Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as Hell, threw in a fish 'n gave it a smell. Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it 'n blessed it 'n said it could pee. Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it 'n farrgged it 'n called it a cunt. ....better (modified for even more piratedness...yar)
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| KublaKhan
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes
With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.
| | | Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due! < Reply # 5 on 9/3/2007 4:34 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | A toast, half remembered, from my navy days, circa 1985. Here's to the hole wot never heals, the more you rub it, the better it feels... ...and this is all I remember, as I was usually too drunk to continue
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