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post by Jonno23   |  | 
Where the fuck is Meta?
< on 8/20/2011 2:50 AM >

Best explanation for why Meta is never on chat anymore.

I nominate protecting Australia's drains from terrorist threat.

That or he is running a koala sex slave brothel down there and all his drain pictures are really a map to find the place for customers.





post by rob.i.am   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 1 on 8/20/2011 2:53 AM >

Moved to Canada to become Turbo's sex toy.







post by \/adder   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 2 on 8/20/2011 3:03 AM >

He got banned for being bfinan0.1,2,3 all along.





post by Yield   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 3 on 8/20/2011 3:07 AM >

He got trapped on a crane while exploring because Australia mysteriously flooded underneath him while he was climbing - he now lives on a steady diet of predatory birds who mistakingly think he's an easy target and fish he catches while climbing down to the flood waters. He also bathes in it. He probably smells pretty bad.





post by bonnie&clyde   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 4 on 8/20/2011 5:08 AM >

Eat'n by a Dingo





post by Jonno23   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 5 on 8/20/2011 7:51 AM >

Almost enough for a poll!

And i am gonna close that bitch with only like 3 votes too.

Take that.





post by Yield   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 6 on 8/20/2011 4:59 PM >

Posted by Jonno23
Almost enough for a poll!

And i am gonna close that bitch with only like 3 votes too.

Take that.


Go ahead. Try it. I'll fuck your shit up
<33333





post by budda   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 7 on 8/22/2011 4:02 AM >

He sees us driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like Fuck UER





post by \/adder   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 8 on 8/22/2011 4:13 AM >

Posted by budda
He sees us driving round town with the girl he loves and he's like Fuck UER


better watch your soul draina', she's a spray painta'





post by budda   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 9 on 8/22/2011 12:33 PM >

Hah. now ain't that some shit.





post by Axle   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 10 on 8/22/2011 1:40 PM >

Last three posts made my morning.





post by Yield   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 11 on 8/22/2011 2:22 PM >

^^
Fucking love UER





post by Porcelain Doll   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 12 on 8/23/2011 4:47 AM >

I think he's showing Hydro round the outback





post by bonnie&clyde   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 13 on 8/23/2011 5:02 AM >

Bonnie said he has not been on Words with friends in over a week. He usually plays her on a regular basis. Hmmmmm. Gonna stick with the dingo scenario.





post by Yield   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 14 on 8/23/2011 12:50 PM >

OH, wwf. It was fun for a week before I lost interest





post by Rinzler   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 15 on 8/23/2011 1:07 PM >

Posted by Yield
OH, wwf. It was fun for a week before I lost interest



ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!





post by Yield   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 16 on 8/23/2011 1:15 PM >

Posted by Played



ELBOW DROP OFF THE TOP ROPE!








post by budda   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 17 on 8/23/2011 1:50 PM >

I would always use that taunt on N64 (forget the game name where you could customize wrestlers.) Itqd give me my special move after only 2 times. So excessive





post by Harvestman   |  | 
Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 18 on 8/23/2011 3:54 PM >

He was a T-Ruzzy alt all along.





post by metawaffle   |  | King of Puns

Re: Where the fuck is Meta?
<Reply # 19 on 8/28/2011 11:04 PM >

Turbo is an ungrateful lover







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