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post by MonkeyPunchBaby   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 80 on 12/14/2011 9:52 PM >

What!?!! A dude is lying about sex on the Internet! Weird.

Pics or it didn't happen...wait...nevermind.

[last edit 12/14/2011 9:53 PM by MonkeyPunchBaby - edited 1 times]

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post by WarBird69   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 81 on 12/14/2011 10:37 PM >




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post by compaq12986   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 82 on 12/15/2011 2:11 AM >

Posted by hydrotherapy






See, these two things are what we call contradictory. You feel vulnerable and don't like it, feel bad, but you're secure? Heh.

You're not secure, you're a scared little boy who hadn't had sex until a few years ago, doesn't have enough life experience to know what good sex is, has serious commitment issues and as such is trying to pretend he's a playa to prevent dealing with any of it.

You ain't no balla, son.
You're also not very good at trolling.


there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?



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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 83 on 12/15/2011 2:45 AM >

Posted by compaq12986


there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?



just use a condom.















edit- used my better judgement...

[last edit 12/15/2011 2:59 AM by cdevon - edited 1 times]

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post by Shawn W.   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 84 on 12/15/2011 4:27 AM >

Posted by Porcelain Doll
You do NOT make the race of men look good at all, just an stereotypical P.O.S.

Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...


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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 85 on 12/15/2011 4:55 AM >

Posted by Shawn W.

Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...


thanks for bringing some light to this thread. however its course is set...




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post by Porcelain Doll   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 86 on 12/15/2011 7:10 AM >

Posted by Shawn W.

Er, "male" is a gender, not a race...


I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.


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post by Rinzler   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 87 on 12/15/2011 11:52 AM >

Posted by Porcelain Doll


I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.




BOILS MY BLOOD HOW YOU REFER TO MALES AS A RACE


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post by Therrin   |  | This member has been banned. See the banlist for more information.

Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 88 on 12/15/2011 4:32 PM >

Posted by Porcelain Doll


I know, I like to refer to males as like other species and stuff lol it's like a way for me really make fun at the fact women and men are very very different.


You mean, other than just looking at them and going "one of these is not like the other, one of these doesn't belong" ??

After my first post I was going to edit it along the lines of women "not just being a wet hole to put your dick in", but I see someone beat me to it.
Then again, it sounds like the case for the kind of girls he finds. I tend to ignore those kinds completely.


Just because you CAN fuck something, doesn't mean you SHOULD.



[last edit 12/15/2011 4:33 PM by Therrin - edited 1 times]

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post by Porcelain Doll   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 89 on 12/15/2011 8:33 PM >

Posted by Played




BOILS MY BLOOD HOW YOU REFER TO MALES AS A RACE


I hate you so much. >.<


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post by Gringo Loco   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 90 on 12/16/2011 2:48 AM >

Posted by compaq12986


there is no commitment if its an open relationship. im her main fuck and shes mine thats about it. We enjoy each others company. what else is there to say?


Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?


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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 91 on 12/16/2011 3:26 AM >

Posted by Gringo Loco

Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?


+1





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post by L'Ali   |  | 
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<Reply # 92 on 12/16/2011 4:04 AM >

Just when I thought this thread couldn't go more downhill, it did.


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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 93 on 12/16/2011 4:27 AM >

Posted by L'Ali
Just when I thought this thread couldn't go more downhill, it did.


its gonna be a shame to see it get locked.... sniffles....


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post by hydrotherapy   |  | Clever Girl

Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 94 on 12/16/2011 1:57 PM >



Best thirty seconds of my life.


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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 95 on 12/16/2011 3:29 PM >

well thats nice hydro,,,


http://www.youtube...atch?v=YwNVE37BGVE



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post by Send4Help   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 96 on 1/12/2012 4:08 PM >

I am so disappointed I didn't find this thread earlier. Full of win!



I say go for it (Use protection a-hole!) But I agree, the question that is important to most of us is:

Posted by Gringo Loco

Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?




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post by cdevon   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 97 on 1/12/2012 5:56 PM >

its a shame i move some stuff around photobucket, now my links are broken, send4help, just imagine some cool .gifs of train crashing and shit.


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post by Esoterik   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 98 on 1/12/2012 6:29 PM >

Posted by Gringo Loco

Is she a good fuck? How long do you fuck? Do you creampie that or squirt it in her eye?


Kansas City keeping it classy!


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post by Harvestman   |  | 
Re: oh the things i get myself into
<Reply # 99 on 1/12/2012 8:35 PM >

Posted by Therrin
Just because you CAN fuck something, doesn't mean you SHOULD.


Oh, you're one to talk.


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