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post by Swiffer

These Are Punny
< on 12/18/2008 11:44 AM >

(From http://www.badpuns.com)

Archaeologists in Britain found part of an ancient door. It had a stone hinge on it.

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not sure.

My brother once drew on his face with a green permanent marker pen. We never managed to get it off, so now he's just known as the Indelible Hulk.

I used to want to be a gold prospector, but it didn't pan out.

The police caught a burglar last night after he broke into a bathroom window, stood on a set of scales, and gave himself a weigh.

Our Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus. They plan to call it mass transit.

One time, I had insomnia, so I went to take some sleeping pills, but I didn't want to wake them up.

If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?

Did you hear about the magic tractor? It was driving down the road and suddenly turned into a field.

I couldn't afford to buy cotton so I decided to be abrasive, and steel wool.

I just saw a movie about some guy who had amazing revelations while eating his cereal. It was called Breakfast Epiphanies.

A hunter aimed and shot at an unsuspecting mallard. Fortunately, just as the bullet came near the bird, it ducked.

Share your own wordled muds!

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 1 on 12/18/2008 11:46 AM >

Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh!

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!

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post by trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 2 on 12/18/2008 1:24 PM >

Those are pretty good. But I don't get the first one. Can someone explain? The steel wool one is awesome.

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post by Swiffer

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 3 on 12/18/2008 1:28 PM >

Posted by trent
Those are pretty good. But I don't get the first one. Can someone explain? The steel wool one is awesome.

Certainly Trent. FYI, this pun is in reference to Stonehenge, 13 km north of Salisbury, England. Get it now?

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post by argonian

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 4 on 12/18/2008 1:34 PM >

Posted by metawaffle
Yeeeeeeahhhhhhhh!

When is a door not a door? When it's ajar!

This is what happens to people that have small children. It is a shame. It really is.

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post by trent

I'm Trent! Get Bent!

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 5 on 12/18/2008 1:44 PM >

Posted by YayCoffee!

Certainly Trent. FYI, this pun is in reference to Stonehenge, 13 km north of Salisbury, England. Get it now?

Thanks. I get it (kinda) now. That's a crappy one. The rest of the list is pretty good though.

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post by Tamara

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 6 on 12/18/2008 1:59 PM >

Posted by trent

Thanks. I get it (kinda) now. That's a crappy one. The rest of the list is pretty good though.

i thought this one was good, though i got the pun right away.

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post by SaraBellum

Berkshire Hunt

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 7 on 12/18/2008 4:15 PM >

I just had a pungasm.

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post by metawaffle

King of Puns

Re: These Are Punny
<Reply # 8 on 12/18/2008 9:02 PM >

Posted by argonian

This is what happens to people that have small children. It is a shame. It really is.

No, no, even my three-year-old looks at that with disdain.

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