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MutantMandias 

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The pickle works in mysterious ways
< on 3/14/2012 6:49 PM >
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Another in my series of Image Evangelism posts...





mutantMandias may cause dizziness, sexual nightmares, and sleep crime. ++++ mutantMandias has to return some videotapes ++++ Do not taunt mutantMandias

mutantMandias is something more than human, more than a computer. mutantMandias is a murderously intelligent, sensually self-programmed, non-being
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Hi!

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Re: The pickle works in mysterious ways
< Reply # 1 on 3/14/2012 6:56 PM >
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I want to read this out of curiosity:



And for teh lulz.




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Re: The pickle works in mysterious ways
< Reply # 2 on 3/14/2012 9:40 PM >
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Lobsters?




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MutantMandias 

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Re: The pickle works in mysterious ways
< Reply # 3 on 3/14/2012 9:43 PM >
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Hey, I don't create the Word. I just spread it.




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Re: The pickle works in mysterious ways
< Reply # 4 on 3/15/2012 12:21 AM >
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Hey, I don't create the Word. I just spread it.


I've been enlightened!

Pretty sure that church I explored is still abandoned. I can now found the Repentant Church of the Omnipotent Lobster.




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It's also a gun.

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http://images.soda...swer_4_xlarge.jpeg


Ok, this made me lulz.

And nails it.




Ezekiel 25:17
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< Reply # 7 on 3/15/2012 2:23 AM >
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“It's not arrogant to say that you can't figure out the answers to the universe with your internal faith. It's not arrogant to know that there's no omniscient, omnipotent prime mover in the universe who loves you personally. It's not sad to feel that life and the love of your real friends and family is more than enough to make life worth living. Isn't it much sadder to feel that there is a more important love required than the love of the people who have chosen to spend their limited time with you?”
-Penn Jillette, God, No!: Signs You May Already Be an Atheist and Other Magical Tales

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MutantMandias 

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Ok, this made me lulz.

And nails it.


Right, it nails it about as well as saying that priests put on robes to hide their child loving cocks.




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It's also a gun.

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Right, it nails it about as well as saying that priests put on robes to hide their child loving cocks.


Well, to hear the circle jerk on here.........




Ezekiel 25:17
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Right, it nails it about as well as saying that priests put on robes to hide their child loving cocks.


What do you think a priest's undergarments smell like?




That ought to keep you busy for a bit.




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What do you think a priest's undergarments smell like?


I bet mutant knows ... he seems obsessed with priests. It wouldn't surprise me one bit to learn he was molested by a gay priest and liked it.







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Well played, sir.

re: your second image, you might want to consider reading A Universe From Nothing by Lawrence Krauss and The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking. Both explain how the universe came about from nothing.




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MutantMandias 

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I bet mutant knows ... he seems obsessed with priests. It wouldn't surprise me one bit to learn he was molested by a gay priest and liked it.





Wow. For a moment here, let's go with your assumption that I was anally raped as a child by an authority figure to whom I was entrusted by my parents, and who my culture told me was good and holy, and who should be trusted with my immortal soul's salvation.

That seems like a pretty shitty thing to make a flippant joke about.




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Sounds like an admission to me Mutant. Perhaps you're obsession with gay sex and Catholics is just your way of dealing with it.

Splumer, I wouldn't mind reading those THEORIES. I'm not as closed minded as most atheists, or theists for that matter.




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Sounds like an admission to me Mutant. Perhaps you're obsession with gay sex and Catholics is just your way of dealing with it.



Shut the fuck up.

No, seriously, shut the fuck up. Your "HEY EVERYONE, GAY SEX OLOL" jokes aren't funny, so just fucking stop.




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Sounds like an admission to me Mutant. Perhaps you're obsession with gay sex and Catholics is just your way of dealing with it.

Splumer, I wouldn't mind reading those THEORIES. I'm not as closed minded as most atheists, or theists for that matter.


you seem to be the one with a hard on for molested children, perhaps you rape children and are desperately seeking someone who has experienced the horrible things you have done so maybe you get them to have Stockholm syndrome and you can engage in all the gay sex you want...

Just a thought.



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Forums rule violation... Nine Yards.




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roflmao

interesting thought Monkey

Harvest, no.




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roflmao

interesting thought Monkey

Harvest, no.


That's very immature of you.

You really expect us to take you seriously when you choose to be an immature douche?




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