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Captain_Slow 

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MEN OF SCIENCE
< on 5/9/2012 4:52 AM >
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[21:48:21] <Captain_Slow> jesus god i have the worst gas
[21:48:45] <Captain_Slow> i've been ripping massive farts seriously like every 3 minutes ALL DAY
[21:48:59] <Captain_Slow> and they REEEEEEEEK like sour cream and onion potato chips
[21:49:04] <MonkeyPunchBaby> thank god i dont live in the same town as you
[21:49:25] <MonkeyPunchBaby> bc our assholes combined today would destroy the city
[21:49:49] <Captain_Slow> i've always wondered, if i can find a truely airtight container, could I fart into it, seal it, and then mail it to someone so they can smell it?
[21:50:18] <Bin_jammin> you two can join forces and form an evil anal voltron of gassy destruction
[21:50:36] <Bin_jammin> and yes, you can seal a fart
[21:50:40] <MonkeyPunchBaby> you would have to fart in to one that has a flap that lets stuff in but not, like the weird things in sports drinks
[21:50:59] <Bin_jammin> ask my brother about the gatorade far bottle from our youth
[21:51:05] <Captain_Slow> i'm thinking like a vial
[21:51:13] <Captain_Slow> with a super tight rubber stopper
[21:51:15] <Bin_jammin> bottle would work better
[21:51:29] <Captain_Slow> hold it right up to the bellows, let her rip then seal it real quick
[21:51:35] <Captain_Slow> or
[21:51:39] <Bin_jammin> remember, you don't have a convenient way to compress the fart, so whatever goes into the vessel is all you get. a vial is small
[21:51:51] <MonkeyPunchBaby> swallow a cork, the fart til you shit the cork out and plug the bottle.
[21:51:55] <Therrin> you could use a compressor
[21:52:00] <Bin_jammin> the larger volume you have to store it in, the more you have
[21:52:17] <Captain_Slow> wait till i have a really big fart, then stick a compressed bellow in my butt and unfold the bellows, sucking out the fart, and then i can blow it into a container
[21:52:27] <Therrin> and on the side of the compressor that sucks air in, you could hook a tube to your ass
[21:52:33] <Captain_Slow> yeah
[21:52:35] <Bin_jammin> stick the compressed bellow in your own butt feller
[21:52:36] <Captain_Slow> i like this
[21:52:44] <Therrin> i smell prolapse
[21:53:32] <Rozz> lol
[21:54:07] <Captain_Slow> or what if i got an air pump with a variable draw, and put a hose on the intake, and stuck that up my ass and set it to a really low draw so i don't get a prolapse, then let it gently suck out the fart gas over the course of an hour, and the whole time it is pumping into a balloon... BAM, fart filled ballon.
[21:54:45] <Captain_Slow> WE ARE MEN OF SCIENCE



Imagine if we tried to solve cancer...




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Re: MEN OF SCIENCE
< Reply # 1 on 5/9/2012 1:26 PM >
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I hear Therrin is an expert in these things.




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MutantMandias 

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< Reply # 2 on 5/9/2012 1:38 PM >
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Why was this posted in Humour? It should be moved to Fart Technology.




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Re: MEN OF SCIENCE
< Reply # 3 on 5/9/2012 2:14 PM >
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Why was this posted in Humour? It should be moved to Fart Technology.


Truly an evil move. I was hoping against hope that there was a forum called Fart Technology. I am disappoint, wear the horns of the cuckold, and rickrold.




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< Reply # 4 on 5/9/2012 3:44 PM >
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Re: MEN OF SCIENCE
< Reply # 5 on 5/10/2012 4:38 AM >
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Try farting in the capsule at a drive-thru bank and send it... I wanna know if it travels.



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< Reply # 6 on 5/10/2012 7:04 PM >
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SCIENCE!

"evil anal voltron of gassy destruction" < amazing.




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< Reply # 7 on 5/10/2012 7:28 PM >
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Get down, girl, go 'head, get down.
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< Reply # 8 on 5/11/2012 3:41 PM >
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You can thank Japan (not surprising really) for this one.

http://gizmodo.com...otic-ass-ever-made



Title implies that there have been other robotic asses made. Only in Japan.





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MutantMandias 

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< Reply # 9 on 5/11/2012 3:59 PM >
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Looks great, but it is a whole lot louder than most of my other buttocks humanoids.




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