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Captain_Slow The infamous Buttram Manfist
Location: Dallas, Tx Gender: Male Total Likes: 59 likes
Obviously capable of mediocre things.
| | | MEN OF SCIENCE < on 5/9/2012 4:52 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | [21:48:21] <Captain_Slow> jesus god i have the worst gas [21:48:45] <Captain_Slow> i've been ripping massive farts seriously like every 3 minutes ALL DAY [21:48:59] <Captain_Slow> and they REEEEEEEEK like sour cream and onion potato chips [21:49:04] <MonkeyPunchBaby> thank god i dont live in the same town as you [21:49:25] <MonkeyPunchBaby> bc our assholes combined today would destroy the city [21:49:49] <Captain_Slow> i've always wondered, if i can find a truely airtight container, could I fart into it, seal it, and then mail it to someone so they can smell it? [21:50:18] <Bin_jammin> you two can join forces and form an evil anal voltron of gassy destruction [21:50:36] <Bin_jammin> and yes, you can seal a fart [21:50:40] <MonkeyPunchBaby> you would have to fart in to one that has a flap that lets stuff in but not, like the weird things in sports drinks [21:50:59] <Bin_jammin> ask my brother about the gatorade far bottle from our youth [21:51:05] <Captain_Slow> i'm thinking like a vial [21:51:13] <Captain_Slow> with a super tight rubber stopper [21:51:15] <Bin_jammin> bottle would work better [21:51:29] <Captain_Slow> hold it right up to the bellows, let her rip then seal it real quick [21:51:35] <Captain_Slow> or [21:51:39] <Bin_jammin> remember, you don't have a convenient way to compress the fart, so whatever goes into the vessel is all you get. a vial is small [21:51:51] <MonkeyPunchBaby> swallow a cork, the fart til you shit the cork out and plug the bottle. [21:51:55] <Therrin> you could use a compressor [21:52:00] <Bin_jammin> the larger volume you have to store it in, the more you have [21:52:17] <Captain_Slow> wait till i have a really big fart, then stick a compressed bellow in my butt and unfold the bellows, sucking out the fart, and then i can blow it into a container [21:52:27] <Therrin> and on the side of the compressor that sucks air in, you could hook a tube to your ass [21:52:33] <Captain_Slow> yeah [21:52:35] <Bin_jammin> stick the compressed bellow in your own butt feller [21:52:36] <Captain_Slow> i like this [21:52:44] <Therrin> i smell prolapse [21:53:32] <Rozz> lol [21:54:07] <Captain_Slow> or what if i got an air pump with a variable draw, and put a hose on the intake, and stuck that up my ass and set it to a really low draw so i don't get a prolapse, then let it gently suck out the fart gas over the course of an hour, and the whole time it is pumping into a balloon... BAM, fart filled ballon. [21:54:45] <Captain_Slow> WE ARE MEN OF SCIENCE
Imagine if we tried to solve cancer...
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| hydrotherapy Clever Girl
Location: Circle of Least Confusion Total Likes: 9 likes
RPS is inside all of us
| | | | Re: MEN OF SCIENCE < Reply # 7 on 5/10/2012 7:28 PM > | Reply with Quote
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