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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	A rant about existentialists. < on 6/15/2012 7:22 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I was listening to that song by Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is?", and realized how much it boiled my blood. According to the lyrics, this dude is walking down the street. A guy comes up to him and asks him what time he has on his watch. Instead of giving him the time, this hippie asks him this fucking stupid question about "does anybody really care about time" and shit like that. Seriously, if someone told me that when I asked them for the time, I'd probably punch them in their existential head. And then this attractive woman comes up to him, and like the rich douche she probably is, tells him that she needs the time of day. If I were in this situation, I'd say something like "I have all the time in the world for you, woman"; anything to score. But this elitist dick keeps ranting about how no one really knows what time it is. Mr. Dickish Narrator, I've got a question for you. If nobody really knows what time it is, then why the fuck do people wear watches and look at clocks? If you were banging some chick at a park after sunset, you'd probably try and get out of it by telling the police officer that nobody really cares about time. TL;DR, get a watch and fucking deal with it, you douche.
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Oryx Location: Who knows Gender: Neither Total Likes: 40 likes :\| \| \|	Re: A rant about existentialists. < Reply # 1 on 6/16/2012 3:06 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Bless your heart. You do realize time is viewed like that by people in many different cultures, right? I'm sure quite a few of them consider us to be the elitist dicks for being so completely obsessed with time. And fuck yeah, Chicago!

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Posted by Oryx
Bless your heart. You do realize time is viewed like that by people in many different cultures, right? I'm sure quite a few of them consider us to be the elitist dicks for being so completely obsessed with time.

And fuck yeah, Chicago!

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_{I hope you realize I was joking.}

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Ricky_from_TV Location: Peterborough, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 156 likes I'm going to try and refuckulate it \| \|	Re: A rant about existentialists. < Reply # 4 on 11/5/2012 2:30 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	This thread made me think of the last track off of Roll The Bones, By RUSH. "Armchair rocket scientist graffiti existentialist"
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