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splumer Location: Cleveland, Ohio Gender: Male Total Likes: 201 likes \| \|	Not a joke, and not an atheist < on 7/31/2012 11:59 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	http://freethought...nd-not-an-atheist/ Ronald William Brown was a puppeteer on a children’s show on the Christian Television Network. He is also devout, and liked to take children to church. What a sweet, sweet man. Here he is, using a puppet to explain why pornography is bad for Christians. http://bcove.me/abr2jmsc I think you can guess exactly where this is going. On Friday, Brown was arrested on charges of conspiring to kidnap a child and possession of child pornography and booked into the Pinellas County Jail. U.S. Department of Homeland Security agents who searched his home found lewd images of children bound and gagged, a flier for a missing child and "images of children that appear to be deceased." According to the affidavit supporting the criminal complaint, Brown told agents that he and Kansas resident Michael Arnett, another alleged child cannibalism enthusiast, "did discuss killing, dismembering and eating" a specific boy at Gulf Coast Church. However, Brown said "it was just a fantasy and he could never and would never hurt anyone." Brown told agents that Arnett traveled to Florida and tried to meet with him, but he didn’t respond because he didn’t want to follow through on the acts they had discussed online. Arnett was arrested in May and charged with two counts related to the production, distribution and possession of child pornography. Ross Feinstein, spokesman at U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, said agents continue to investigate claims Arnett made to Brown that he had cannibalized a child. “Child cannibalism enthusiast”? They actually exist? Every atheist baby-eating joke in the world has just been ruined by a disturbing Christian reality. I think I’ll become a vegetarian, too.
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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: Not a joke, and not an atheist < Reply # 1 on 7/31/2012 3:21 PM > \| Reply with Quote


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HagensborgViking Location: Fernwood, Victoria Gender: Male Total Likes: 90 likes \| \|	Re: Not a joke, and not an atheist < Reply # 2 on 7/31/2012 8:51 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	They're actually not bad as long as they're cooked all the way through.

MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling Location: Atlanta, GA Gender: Male Total Likes: 268 likes Are you a reporter? Contact me for a UE interview! Also not averse to the the idea of group/anal. \| \| \|	Re: Not a joke, and not an atheist < Reply # 3 on 7/31/2012 8:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Disgusting. Who could drink orange juice with jerk baby? Or is it baby jerky? I'm not sure what the hipster restaurants are calling it now that it has become so mainstream. [last edit 7/31/2012 8:57 PM by MutantMandias - edited 1 times]
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Posted by MutantMandias
Disgusting.

Who could drink orange juice with jerk baby?

Or is it baby jerky? I'm not sure what the hipster restaurants are calling it now that it has become so mainstream.

That's actually mango juice, not orange juice.

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Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: Not a joke, and not an atheist < Reply # 5 on 8/1/2012 12:23 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	part of me just wants to giggle uncontrollably and point my finger...

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Posted by MutantMandias
Disgusting.

Who could drink orange juice with jerk baby?

Or is it baby jerky? I'm not sure what the hipster restaurants are calling it now that it has become so mainstream.

Jerk baby is a Jamaican dish, where the baby is covered in jerk seasoning and left to marinate, preferably overnight, whereas baby jerky is strips of baby seasoned and dried. Both are quite delicious.

“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

-Madeline Albright

underdark Gender: Male Total Likes: 8 likes \| \|	Re: Not a joke, and not an atheist < Reply # 7 on 8/2/2012 10:13 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Am I the last person in the room that thinks cannibalism jokes should end up being a metaphor for consensual oral sex between adults? I mean really, eating babys? I'm disgusted. Now, eating cheerleaders...

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Posted by underdark
Am I the last person in the room that thinks cannibalism jokes should end up being a metaphor for consensual oral sex between adults? I mean really, eating babys? I'm disgusted.

Now, eating cheerleaders...

Honestly, if I didn't laugh, I'd cry. The depths of human depravity go ever deeper.

“We are not going to have the kind of cooperation we need if everyone insists on their own narrow version of reality. … the great divide in the world today … is between people who have the courage to listen and those who are convinced that they already know it all.”

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Posted by underdark
Am I the last person in the room that thinks cannibalism jokes should end up being a metaphor for consensual oral sex between adults?

Don't be ridiculous. Nothing like that at all.

Now, eating cheerleaders...

Better.

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