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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. (Viewed 6397 times)

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < on 9/2/2012 3:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Macbeth and Banquo decided to eat lunch together, and went to Macdonwald's.
	Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 1 on 9/3/2012 3:54 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Macbeth's witches were examining a chicken in order to do an animal sacrifice. Having found it in good condition, they said, "Fair is fowl, and fowl is fair."
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metawaffle King of Puns Location: Brisbane! Gender: Male Total Likes: 19 likes Purveyor of Fine Lampshades \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 2 on 9/3/2012 8:18 AM > \| Reply with Quote

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Tamara Location: Toronto Gender: Female Total Likes: 52 likes Blindly Ever Onward \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 3 on 9/3/2012 3:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	These jokes are a true tragedy.
	blindly ever onward

Tamara Location: Toronto Gender: Female Total Likes: 52 likes Blindly Ever Onward \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 4 on 9/3/2012 4:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	These jokes are a true tragedy.
	blindly ever onward

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 5 on 9/3/2012 8:28 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Said GLaDOS to Wheatley, "Lord, what fools these portals be!"
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Captain_Slow The infamous Buttram Manfist Location: Dallas, Tx Gender: Male Total Likes: 59 likes Obviously capable of mediocre things. \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 6 on 9/3/2012 9:33 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	How many Henry VIs does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he has to do it in three parts.

KublaKhan Location: Edinburgh, Scotland Total Likes: 207 likes With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie. \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 7 on 9/4/2012 8:12 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	This thread should be transferred to the SUCK private board.
	"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible." --Don DeLillo PICS

HagensborgViking Location: Fernwood, Victoria Gender: Male Total Likes: 90 likes \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 8 on 9/4/2012 8:16 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I can't believe this is happening to me. This is the worst day of my life.

heinrick Location: Cascadia Gender: Male Total Likes: 120 likes \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 9 on 9/5/2012 4:06 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Sign in an outdoor gear shop window: "Now is the winter of our discount tent!"
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Harvestman

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Everything about me has a poker face.

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Posted by KublaKhan
This thread should be transferred to the SUCK private board.

Oh, "Other: New and Improved"? I agree.

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

A. Lien

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Abductees Anonymous all welcome

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Posted by heinrick
Sign in an outdoor gear shop window:

"Now is the winter of our discount tent!"

So much win. Not only saved the thread, gave it hope for future generations...

My sister is Charlotte Light and Dark. Who am I?

Farewell and thank you... "I was doing something that I thought could have some impact someday. In many ways, it's really these photographs that kept me going creatively." Dennis Hopper

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Posted by HarvestmanMan

Oh, "Other: New and Improved"? I agree.

YES!

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 13 on 9/9/2012 3:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	_{I know this isn't Shakespeare.} Earl Warren loved his wife Amanda so much that he wrote a long poem about her. What better way to begin it than "Of Warren Amanda I sing"?
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Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 14 on 4/25/2013 2:10 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	What do you call a bumblebee that keeps all of its honey? Neither a borrower nor a lender bee.
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Jonno23 Location: Phoenix, Az, Sector zz9 Plural Z Alpha Gender: Male Total Likes: 45 likes This space for rent \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 15 on 5/14/2013 7:28 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	This thread definitely has it's prose and cons....
	Blah Blah Blah. Shut up and open the damn door. "It's ok Officer, I watch a lot of cop shows on tv, so i am practically one of you guys." - sadly, that didn't work. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jonno23/ All my photos suck.

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 16 on 5/14/2013 11:07 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	After William Butler Yeats wrote "The Second Coming," he committed a horrible murder involving a washing machine. The only evidenced that the police found was the blood-dimmed Tide.
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KublaKhan

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Posted by KublaKhan
This thread should be transferred to the SUCK private board.

"The truth is knowable. But probably not, ever, incontrovertible."
--Don DeLillo
PICS

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 18 on 10/18/2013 5:26 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	The story of an English poet who lives with a young couple would be called Marlowe and Me.
	Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

Harvestman Location: Somewhere in SORTA/TANK Territory! Gender: Male Total Likes: 565 likes Everything about me has a poker face. \| \| \|	Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. < Reply # 19 on 1/6/2014 6:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	If Daft Punk's latest album was about boobs, it would be called Random Access Mammaries.
	Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

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