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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Humour > More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at. (Viewed 6400 times)
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Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at.
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How do either of those last 2 puns relate to Shakespeare?




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How do either of those last 2 puns relate to Shakespeare?


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Re: More jokes than you can Shake a Speare at.
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