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Re: christmas
< Reply # 20 on 12/12/2012 8:09 PM >
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Again, I ask you for evidence. Any evidence at all.


ok... you want PROOF there is no god? Ok.

Hmmmm.

Westboro Baptist Church
Republican Party
Insurance companies
Mitt Romney
Jeepdave
peanut butter
AIDS
hate crimes
boy-molesting priests
child molesters
serial killers
random shootings

Shall I continue?



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Re: christmas
< Reply # 21 on 12/12/2012 8:16 PM >
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Okay, along that line of reasoning...

Proof that God exists:
Life
The Universe
Everything




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Re: christmas
< Reply # 22 on 12/12/2012 8:24 PM >
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Okay, along that line of reasoning...

Proof that God exists:
Life
The Universe
Everything


i disagree.
life sucks
the universe is pointless
and everything just kind of blows

ergo, there is no god.




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Re: christmas
< Reply # 23 on 12/12/2012 8:42 PM >
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Yeah, but maybe God is just completely inept.




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Re: christmas
< Reply # 24 on 12/13/2012 1:22 AM >
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peanut butter


Well, that just about convinces me!




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< Reply # 25 on 12/13/2012 1:49 PM >
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ok... you want PROOF there is no god? Ok.

Hmmmm.

Westboro Baptist Church
Republican Party
Insurance companies
Mitt Romney
Jeepdave
peanut butter
AIDS
hate crimes
boy-molesting priests
child molesters
serial killers
random shootings

Shall I continue?



Y U NO LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!?!?!

But seriously, the proof is that the universe works without any supernatural agency. The simplest explanation is usually the best, and that's the simplest. Anything else is the argument from incredulity. Except big boobs. That's an argument for a god.




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Re: christmas
< Reply # 26 on 12/13/2012 2:40 PM >
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Y U NO LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!?!?!

But seriously, the proof is that the universe works without any supernatural agency.


That is an absolutely ridiculous claim.

From my point of view, the mail gets delivered without the use of computers, and from good Christian kids' points of view, presents arrive on Christmas morning without any parental agency.




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< Reply # 27 on 12/17/2012 4:17 PM >
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fortunately, x-mas just happens to fall on my pagan mid-winter feast.

Coincidence?




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Merry Christmas, everybody!




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< Reply # 29 on 1/18/2013 4:30 AM >
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Merry Christmas, everybody!


Do they celebrate it a month late in Scottishland?




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< Reply # 30 on 1/18/2013 4:37 AM >
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Do they celebrate it a month late in Scottishland?


Time zones are a bitch.




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Merry Japanese Tsunami 2nd-Year Anniversary, everybody!




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< Reply # 32 on 3/13/2013 2:02 AM >
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This board is dead for two months and this is how it comes back?




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< Reply # 33 on 3/13/2013 11:34 AM >
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Okay, along that line of reasoning...

Proof that God exists:
Life
The Universe
Everything


OBJECTION!

While attempting to offer evidence of god, you proved the existence of a deceased British atheist.

You lose 1 internet. Bad MM!





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< Reply # 34 on 3/13/2013 7:15 PM >
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This board is dead for two months and this is how it comes back?


Is coming back with a new Pope better?




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< Reply # 35 on 3/14/2013 1:04 AM >
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Is coming back with a new Pope better?


they got a pope named Frank now.




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< Reply # 36 on 3/14/2013 1:38 AM >
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they got a pope named Frank now.



They sure do.

Why couldn't we get a nice name like Geraldo or Aloysius?




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