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UER Forum > Rookie Forum > Exploring While Intoxicated (Viewed 20701 times)
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Re: Exploring While Intoxicated
< Reply # 20 on 2/17/2014 8:10 AM >
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Here, have a beer with come flavor, son.

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Come flavour? Well, to each their own. How about some fermented whale sperm?





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Some* (thank you auto correct)

Also whale vomit and sperm are insanely expensive because they're used in perfume, I think.




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< Reply # 22 on 2/17/2014 8:58 AM >
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Some* (thank you auto correct)

Also whale vomit and sperm are insanely expensive because they're used in perfume, I think.


That may not actually be whale sperm.




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< Reply # 23 on 2/17/2014 9:19 AM >
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That may not actually be whale sperm.


Regardless, my statement may actually be true. Making neither one any less creepy.

I don't explore drunk, because it makes me feel blah. But other intoxicants.. Maybe.




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Visiting MSP? It's mandatory.



That's because cops can't see you after a 12 pack. Junkyard will tell you all about it.

More importantly: Dude. Drink better beer or at least stop bragging about drinking that piss.




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< Reply # 25 on 2/17/2014 2:21 PM >
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where is radical ed when you need him?
i always drink when i explore. then again, i always drink.




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That's because cops can't see you after a 12 pack.


This is probably the best advice ever given on UER lolol



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That's because cops can't see you after a 12 pack.

That's how you can tell I'm badass. I explore MSP with out the cloaking that the rest of you guys deploy. ;)

Honestly though, in answer to your question, it totally depends on the person. I don't drink and explore generally because I suck at it. The first time I tried I swear I hit my head into ever single goddamn thing in that building. It was ridiculous. Long after the alcohol wore off I was still dizzy because of all the head trauma. On the other hand, the next time I tried, it went better. I Tarzan'd into a wall, but being drunk made it hurt less, and there were fewer injuries than expected because I was really relaxed as I slammed into the bricks. Hmmm...now that I think of it, perhaps the problem the first time was that I hadn't drank enough to be safe.




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PBR isn't all that bad, especially for a kid. I was drinking shitty Milwaukee's Best Ice (Beast), Red Dog and other terrible, shittastic beers at that age.
I prefer Hamm's when it comes to cheap beer these days, though.
Otherwise, micro-brews are choice. You kind've have to be 21 in order to really get into that sort of thing, though.




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$3 for a sixer at walgreens...and goes down smooth as water
http://theweek.com...reens-50-cent-beer



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I would probably try exploring high before exploring drunk, but that's just because I handle myself a lot better on weed, since I've been smoking since I was fourteen...


You weed, brah? Dude... 20+ cool points!
You are so awesome for being a pothead

I WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF IT IF I POTED TOO, BRAH. HIGH FIVE, Potkapolis... Alright!




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You weed, brah? Dude... 20+ cool points!
You are so awesome for being a pothead

I WOULD BE VERY PROUD OF IT IF I POTED TOO, BRAH. HIGH FIVE, Potkapolis... Alright!


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$3 for a sixer at walgreens...and goes down smooth as water
http://theweek.com...reens-50-cent-beer


It actually isn't too bad, you're right! Only drank it a couple times, though.




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I definitely enjoy a few drinks while exploring as long as it's not an incredibly high risk type of place. No point in having a few if you can't actually enjoy it. If its a place I'm really familiar with and there aren't death traps everywhere, I don't mind getting completely shitfaced. I'm pretty chill with others doing the same so long as they don't start yelling, falling into shit and destroying things.

I definitely don't have any fucking time for people that judge me simply because I brought a couple of beers or whatever, though.

Also, pbr is piss and at least here in Ontario, it ain't even cheap any more.



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It's okay to drink single malt Scotch on the roof of an abandoned building, but if I'm exploring for the sake of exploring, I want to be clear and sober.



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Also, I don't really like PBR a whole lot. It's just the best of the "cheap beers" in my opinion. I haven't had much of a chance to try anything else really. I've tried and really like Great Lakes Christmas Ale though, but that's just seasonal.




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This thread needs more shitty vodka
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Considering that someone needs to be able to drive to and from the location, be able to speak to possible property owners or law enforcement, navigate weak floors, enter broken windows, avoid sharp edges and rusty pokeys, I choose not to impair my senses and judgement.

Wings and beer afterwards.



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