Posted by Big Poppa Always carry half an onion. When the time comes, you'll know why.
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I remember my first exploration. Didn't bring my onion, and almost got into some serious shit. As I was running, I look down, and behold there grows a patch of wild green onions. Fucking thanked every lord and deity of every creed for that. I still have one or two of them in my freezer, for posterity.