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bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Jag fire < on 10/10/2014 3:08 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	http://carbuying.j..._medium=socialflow One less Jag! Yay! (And on an even brighter note- looks like it killed of a few modern Range Rovers in the process of cooking itself.)
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jeepdave Location: Anderson, SC Gender: Male Total Likes: 1303 likes It's also a gun. \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 1 on 10/10/2014 6:02 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Am I the only one who disconnects the battery when I'm done trying to find a electrical issue on a vehicle till I'm working on it again?
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sleeperspirit Location: allentown Total Likes: 366 likes \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 2 on 10/10/2014 11:07 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	Jaguar is a rolling electrical issue.

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Posted by sleeperspirit
Jaguar is a rolling electrical issue.

Aren't all British cars?

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Ricky_from_TV Location: Peterborough, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 156 likes I'm going to try and refuckulate it \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 4 on 10/12/2014 11:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Britsh are known for reliability, must be a blow to that reputation.
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Posted by Ricky_from_TV
Britsh are known for reliability

What alternate universe do you live in?

Oh good, my slow clap processor made it into this thing.

Agent Skelly Web Sheriff Location: Oregon Territory Gender: Male Total Likes: 31 likes Prenez De L'Avance Avec Chrysler! \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 6 on 10/13/2014 3:50 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	You must of forgotten about British Leland and Lucas...

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 7 on 10/13/2014 3:01 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Lord Lucas, the prince of smoke and darkness.
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bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 8 on 10/13/2014 3:05 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I always used to want a Jag, either an early XJ6 sedan or an XJS coupe- until I worked on a bunch of them. Each one was in for something simple (for example, one XJS V12 was in for a hood catch adjustment and a taillight bulb) After the repairs it sat for 3 days and the battery went dead. Installed a new battery and there was a constant buzzing noise from under the dash (a load reduction relay was sticking half-on). Replaced the relay- right front brake calliper seized to the point where the car could not move itself. Then it wouldn't bleed- oh, that's because the ignition has to be turned on to bleed the brakes! And it drove like a worn out '84 Buick. Probably because it had the same transmission. But honestly- a really unpredictable car to drive, it handled like a bowl of soup.
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Posted by Harvestman

What alternate universe do you live in?

Well, they are reliably unreliable. Maybe that's what he meant.

Unless he meant the British people.

Nismo Location: Montreal. Lachine Gender: Male Total Likes: 12 likes It's so vewy droi here \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 10 on 10/16/2014 2:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Jaguars have theres weird basement smell interior on them, and like bandi said they literally break just parked there.

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Posted by Agent Skelly
You must of forgotten about British Leland and Lucas...

Lucas electrics are a fucking nightmare!!!
I had a 74 Triumph Trident as my first bike. It was a constant string of electrical problems. All Lucas electrics. I rarely had an opportunity to ride it because of its constant problems. One Easter I finally got it going and took it for a quick ride and was pulled over and ticked within a mile of my house because the headlight died exiting my neighborhood and it wasn't the bulb... Fucking Lucas

Agent Skelly Web Sheriff Location: Oregon Territory Gender: Male Total Likes: 31 likes Prenez De L'Avance Avec Chrysler! \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 12 on 10/16/2014 10:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I think the best example of the awful British cars of the 60s was the episode of Mad Men where Lane Price tried to 86 himself in one and the Jaguar wouldn't start!

bandi Lippy Mechanic Bastard Location: Trent Hills, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 734 likes A liminal mind is all I've ever known. \| \| \|	Re: Jag fire < Reply # 13 on 10/17/2014 1:26 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	There's that joke through the entirety of Gumball Rally where the E-Type won't start as well.
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