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UER Forum > US: Great Lakes > Through the crack and back (Viewed 2752 times)
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Through the crack and back
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Thanks to you lovely people here at UER I was able to make my first REAL adventure, one (or more...?) of you kindly accompanied accompanied me through the crack and into the cave. There were 4-5 people one of which I know uses UER for sure, not sure about the rest.. But anyways, with a fresh pack of extra batteries and cold bottle of water now in hand I could begin the adventure. Only after having to clean corrosion off the the contacts of my leaking, shitty car battery with a can of coke and my pocket knife in the parking lot of Walgreens....

so..

A short freeway drive and a few turns later, I found myself near The Place, and it being a gorgeous Friday evening, I found myself taking several more turns in search of an open parking spot. I parked and walked to the meeting spot and sat on the steps for a few minutes and waited for them to arrive. Once they did and introductions were made we went down to the river and waded in the nasty sack-deep water, underneath The Thing, and through The Crack. The Crack was lacking in wiggle room and was hard, cramped, kind of sharp, and wet. It also had some of the coolest mineral formations I have ever seen. The cave its self was absolutely amazing with its formations, giant century old wooden pillars and carved limestone tunnels. Myself and two other guys went down the tunnel and had a few good laughs at the bizarre noises the shin-deep mud would make as we squelched through it. One of them described it as "like walking through crisco" which was an accurate statement. Once we turned around and made it back to the main part of the cave I went and climbed around a bit and took some pictures with my cellpotato and took in all the sights, sounds, smells, and feels of the cave. It was all quite beautiful. Flowstone covered everything, walls, ceiling, wooden pillars. The water in the various sized pools was crystal clear. It has been said before by others like us, but it is indeed amazing how just a few feet below the surface of a city the only noises are the dripping of the cave and the voices of fellow humans occasionally. One of the others was taking actual pictures with an actual camera, which hopefully well see here. We all did our thing, talked, looked at cool shit, appreciated the place we were in and then headed back through the crack. It seemed shorter the second time. We exited The Crack and looked around The Thing for a minute then slogged back through the nuts-deep nastwater up to the park. We chatted for a while then went our separate ways.

This was an awesome experience and I met a lot of cool people, one of which happens to go to the same university I will be beginning at in a few weeks which was awesome, the more people you know the better. I also thank a certain member of the forum for helping this whole thing happen, I didn't want to name you in the post so ill leave that one up you.

heres some pictures. One of those flowstone formations dripped down probably as far as my hand is wide. Most of the pics are of mineral formations, i apologize for no descriptions and stuff. http://imgur.com/a/uMJTR




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that's some good crack




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< Reply # 2 on 8/9/2015 9:06 AM >
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that's some good crack
What the hell are we doing awake at this hour?




must be the crack....




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< Reply # 3 on 8/9/2015 10:37 AM >
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Discovering that crack is sooo 1999 and you gotta have a fat guy named Ben the Bear with you.

We discovered so me new tunnels today too. Keep it up!




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Discovering that crack is sooo 1999 and you gotta have a fat guy named Ben the Bear with you.

We discovered so me new tunnels today too. Keep it up!


Haha yeah I am just a feew years behind you guys. Hooray for new stuff!




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On a positive note, it doesn't look like the crack has gotten any worse since last visit!




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It will be a sad day if and when it collapses and becomes inaccessible




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wait wut?




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wait wut?

You don't question the crack...
The crack is love, the crack is life.




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It'll be a sad day when the crack squishes someone venturing down its holes.




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It'll be a sad day when the crack squishes someone venturing down its holes.

That's all that goes through my head when gallivanting through.




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i think the crack will withstand the test of time. at least for another decade or so. great shots for being on your phone though, I just revisited the crack a little over a week ago just to get some more photos but I always have problems with it being to foggy.




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Minus the pillars laying around...this could be an actual journey through someones crack. Reminds me of the views of the colon and intestines...featuring a very diseased gallbladder, and gushy corroded liver. Weird what you guys find...



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i think the crack will withstand the test of time. at least for another decade or so. great shots for being on your phone though, I just revisited the crack a little over a week ago just to get some more photos but I always have problems with it being to foggy.


Hopefully! Yeah it was pretty foggy and some mud got on my lense for a few photos but they turned out not too bad! I'd love to see what some look like that were taken with a real camera. That cave is a lovely place




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I'd love to see what some look like that were taken with a real camera. That cave is a lovely place


I wasn't gonna, but since you actually asked...

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I can watch videos of be-headings and other morbid and terrible things.....

But this shit made my stomach turn!

What's wrong with me?

Congrats on a cool exploring opportunity




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Thank you notbatman sir for the pictures!

As for turning your stomach, the crack wasn't that bad, it was wet and cramped and sharp and perhaps slightly sketchy but as others have said it hasn't changed much recently as far as collapse goes. It may have seemed less bad to me because I was kind of in fuck-it mode from the time I entered the nast-water. Nevertheless caution should always be taken with stuff like this.



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