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Hitler reacts to VW's EPA Recall
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Re: Hitler reacts to VW's EPA Recall
< Reply # 1 on 9/21/2015 11:44 AM >
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the lulz. oh the lulz.




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< Reply # 2 on 9/21/2015 10:42 PM >
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Man, it must suck to be a VW fan now, as if it wasn't bad enough already.




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< Reply # 3 on 9/22/2015 12:39 AM >
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I'm actually proud of VW. They should tell the EPA to fuck off.




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I just landed a service advisor gig at a local international truck dealer , going to be driving a bit more now ... Going to buy me a (older) tdi.




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Man, it must suck to be a VW fan now, as if it wasn't bad enough already.


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There's a 96 Passat wagon on Craigslist that's rather appealing with only 130k for 1500.




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get an MK4 tdi and call it a day, parts are easy to find and super cheap, its super easy to work on, and reliable




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Diesel emissions can't melt steel beams.




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All laughing aside, I'm reading on how VW accomplished their trick. The ECU detected when it was in an testing environment. It looked for when the vehicle was in park, at idle and there was a connection via OBD port.




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All laughing aside, I'm reading on how VW accomplished their trick. The ECU detected when it was in an testing environment. It looked for when the vehicle was in park, at idle and there was a connection via OBD port.


Steering input is my guess.




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Priuses do this when I'm running emissions test with obd in, they actually start up because I guess they know there being tested.




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ABS sensors, car detects front is spinning, rear isnt, dupes the ECU into going into EPA mode




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Heard Mike Rowes next Dirty Job is going to be emissions testing VW's.




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While still in Automotive school I heard about Cadillac getting in trouble for the exact same thing in the early 2000s. If I remember right, it could tell if it was being tested based on the throttle activity.





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