Well I want to turn the tables.
I'm watching the thrift stores for a bust of some historical figure. Shakespeare would be the best, but I'll settle for anyone.
If my wife asks me why I bought it, I'll just say it's for the garage door opener button.
I don't think she'll get the reference.
I was watching
2001 A Space Odyssey with our son and she thought it was
Planet of the Apes.
I was watching
Yellow Submarine and she asks "what the heck is this?"