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Drie Rat-Hole Chic Location: Hudson Valley NY Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes bringing it back. \| \| \|	Team America < on 10/28/2004 1:27 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	..and why it sucked. Go.
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Asylunt Location: MPLS Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes The Friendly Beer! \| \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 1 on 10/28/2004 2:43 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	It's Canadian Humor! Eh, it wasn't all that bad, but I failed to laugh more than a few times. I like the idea of bringing back marionette's with strings and all, but I just felt that they could have taken it further. I believe they were rushed during production, so that might be it. Supposedly working on the new season of South Park at the same time while finishing this up. It was no Meet The Feebles. I have a friend that finds it hilarious as shit, but he gets drunk all the time and thinks me going exploring is lame, so go figure. We're probably not the target demographic. Asylunt
	"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain

EatsTooMuchJam Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants \| \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 2 on 10/28/2004 8:07 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I agree that Team America was stupid, but it also had me laughing out loud at several points. I loved that it was so right-wing that it came back around to left-wing. It was pretty quickly evident that Trey P. and Matt S. hate actors in politics. Also, I'm working on the assumption that Matt Damon fucked one of their girlfriends. Also, the first time "America, Fuck Yeah" started playing I quite nearly sprayed soda out of my mouth. Otherwise, though, having seen one too many of the Jerry Bruckheimer-style movies that it's making fun of, I appreciated the satire aspect as well. On the other hand, I was bored too often. Some of the funny gags were repeated to the point where they stopped being funny. There wasn't enough puppet sex. They took too much time between the bigger/funnier gags. Overall, I'd give the flim a C or C-.
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Macsbug Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like Safety First! \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 3 on 10/29/2004 12:44 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I have to agree with what was already said, and the lack of more puppet sex was because they didn't want the NC-17 rating. I'm hoping for the whole scene to be in a deleted scenes part of a dvd, I could watch puppet sex all day.
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Posted by Macsbug
I have to agree with what was already said, and the lack of more puppet sex was because they didn't want the NC-17 rating. I'm hoping for the whole scene to be in a deleted scenes part of a dvd, I could watch puppet sex all day.

there's something about puppet sex that is just 'wrong'? It's like watching the cast of Sesame Street getting it on... Team America just looked a little too out there for me.

I'll probably rent it when it comes out on DVD, though just to see what all the noise is about.

Samurai

Asylunt Location: MPLS Gender: Male Total Likes: 5 likes The Friendly Beer! \| \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 5 on 10/29/2004 2:09 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Those interested in Hardcore puppet sex should watch Meet the Feebles. It will satisfy your needs. Asylunt Edit: Typing one handed while smoking again. [last edit 10/29/2004 2:10 PM by Asylunt - edited 1 times]
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EatsTooMuchJam Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants \| \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 6 on 10/29/2004 5:49 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I was, of course, joking about the puppet sex. Though Meet the Feebles is a fine movie. [last edit 10/29/2004 5:50 PM by EatsTooMuchJam - edited 1 times]
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Macsbug Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like Safety First! \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 7 on 10/29/2004 7:40 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Well I wasn't joking. If I could become a puppet and have sex with other puppets, I would do it in an instant. And I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.
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EatsTooMuchJam Location: Minneapolis, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 24 likes Squirty "Stickybuns" von Cherrypants \| \| \| \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 8 on 10/29/2004 8:02 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	That's going to be my new signature on this site.
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Macsbug Noble Donor Location: St. Paul, MN Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like Safety First! \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 9 on 10/29/2004 8:12 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Sweet. Well I'm off to the toy store...
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Posted by Macsbug
Well I wasn't joking. If I could become a puppet and have sex with other puppets, I would do it in an instant. And I wouldn't be able to stop laughing.

Not me... I'd rather be a MUPPET than some stupid sock puppet... Being a muppet and banging other muppets would be bad ass, rebellious!

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Allva Location: San Antonio, Texas Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes I have my moments. \| \| \|	Re: Team America < Reply # 11 on 2/3/2007 4:48 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	It was funny, but ran way too long.
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