alright i guess ill start with this one.

I met this gentleman, he use to work for interpol. His job was to find people who ran the ilegal child sex trade. Once he found them they had 2 options, eat lead or give me the next highest person. Now, his boss was in the process of collecting reports of how his section of interpol was fucking up and covering it up, just before his boss was going to turn this report over he "died". Luckly his boss had given him a partial copy of the report for safe keeping. The gentleman now works for the CIA and he every so often has to hand over pages of his bosses report to keep his family alive and safe

Jesus that sucks!