Posted by G to the Race

I don't know...that pumpkin has a nice blowjob mouth.

Posted by cjb Why are girls so complicated..

We're not typically...don't go after the 'complicated' ones and life will be much easier. Usually if a chick is complicated, it's not worth messing with her. Take my advice!

Posted by sandaili We're not typically...don't go after the 'complicated' ones and life will be much easier. Usually if a chick is complicated, it's not worth messing with her. Take my advice!

And would this advice be coming from personal experience?

Posted by sandaili ...if a chick is complicated, it's not worth messing with her...

But then I'd have to be gay.

Ensure you aren't mixing up 'complicated' with 'interesting'.

Posted by hydrotherapy Ensure you aren't mixing up 'complicated' with 'interesting'.

Those two traits are rarely mutually exclusive.

Do I sense some bitterness, homes?

I don't need any advice, but I have to say that sometimes you chicks don't make any sense at all. For example:

So a female friend of mine invited me to do a porn shoot with her, knowing(At least I think she knows) full well that I used to have a huge crush on her, and that enable for me to stay friends with her had train myself(think The Ludovico Technique) not to think that I had any hopes in hell with getting in any way physical with her.

Then she tells me today that she has been dating her ex-boyfriend for a month now. I'm like her confidant, so she tends not to keep things from me. This ex-boyfriend was in the past a total fucking loser, and my guess, still is. "but he changed" yeah fucking right he did. And what the fuck is she doing inviting me to, for all intents and purposes fuck her, if she wants this relationship with the ex to work. I'm more than fine keeping our relationship as-is, but seriously WTF!?

And this is why I date older girls.

Posted by dirt I don't need any advice, but I have to say that sometimes you chicks don't make any sense at all. For example: So a female friend of mine invited me to do a porn shoot with her, knowing(At least I think she knows) full well that I used to have a huge crush on her, and that enable for me to stay friends with her had train myself(think The Ludovico Technique) not to think that I had any hopes in hell with getting in any way physical with her. Then she tells me today that she has been dating her ex-boyfriend for a month now. I'm like her confidant, so she tends not to keep things from me. This ex-boyfriend was in the past a total fucking loser, and my guess, still is. "but he changed" yeah fucking right he did. And what the fuck is she doing inviting me to, for all intents and purposes fuck her, if she wants this relationship with the ex to work. I'm more than fine keeping our relationship as-is, but seriously WTF!? And this is why I date older girls.

Was this a really circuitous way of telling us you've become a porn star?

Posted by metawaffle Was this a really circuitous way of telling us you've become a porn star?

No, but from what she tells me, I could.

Which is probably a circuitous way of telling me that I would look hot fucking.

Posted by dirt No, but from what she tells me, I could. Which is probably a circuitous way of telling me that I would look hot fucking.

Ego stroking is one of the fastest ways around guys' emotional/mental barriers.

Consider yourself warned.

Posted by hydrotherapy Ego stroking is one of the fastest ways around guys' emotional/mental barriers. Consider yourself warned.

Thanks for the warning. But in being the person she tells everything to, I know that going anywhere near that is going to lead to trouble. Don't get me wrong, I love her, she is one of the few people in this world who comes close to getting me. But I refuse to go there, I tried in the past, wasn't good.

Posted by dirt I don't need any advice, but I have to say that sometimes you chicks don't make any sense at all. For example: So a female friend of mine invited me to do a porn shoot with her, knowing(At least I think she knows) full well that I used to have a huge crush on her, and that enable for me to stay friends with her had train myself(think The Ludovico Technique) not to think that I had any hopes in hell with getting in any way physical with her. Then she tells me today that she has been dating her ex-boyfriend for a month now. I'm like her confidant, so she tends not to keep things from me. This ex-boyfriend was in the past a total fucking loser, and my guess, still is. "but he changed" yeah fucking right he did. And what the fuck is she doing inviting me to, for all intents and purposes fuck her, if she wants this relationship with the ex to work. I'm more than fine keeping our relationship as-is, but seriously WTF!? And this is why I date older girls.

And why I date older guys, hah.

im 38 and jobless. i cook, clean, take care of the dog etc. i got my girl a nice necklace from kay's with most of my money. she is pissed? wtf? if you figure girls out... TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

Posted by cdevon1200 im 38 and jobless. i cook, clean, take care of the dog etc. i got my girl a nice necklace from kay's with most of my money. she is pissed? wtf? if you figure girls out... TELL ME!!!!!!!!!

They like when you buy them expensive shiny things but only when you have money in the first place ... I know firsthand how it's awkward not having a job at 18; 20 years later I'd hate to imagine.

Posted by TheVicariousVadder They like when you buy them expensive shiny things but only when you have money in the first place ... I know firsthand how it's awkward not having a job at 18; 20 years later I'd hate to imagine.

shiny things are useless... I hate jewelry. I don't want any guy to ever buy me any sort of jewelry besides an engagement ring. I would never wear anything else.

Posted by Senseriffic shiny things are useless... I hate jewelry. I don't want any guy to ever buy me any sort of jewelry besides an engagement ring. I would never wear anything else.

How about an expensive shiny car or an expensive shiny camera lens?

(like I said everyone loves expensive shiny things ... just certain things)

Posted by cjb Why are girls so complicated..

there not,
once you have dated or been with enough of them they become like clockwork,
more or less predictable. at this point you learn to live and deal with them, and give just enough of what they want to keep both of you happy!
*women- don't take this the wrong way, you know how it is...!

Posted by logtec there not, once you have dated or been with enough of them they become like clockwork, more or less predictable. at this point you learn to live and deal with them, and give just enough of what they want to keep both of you happy! *women- don't take this the wrong way, you know how it is...!

Also remember people tend to go for the same type of people over and over again.