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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Section One Extreme UE and SPY talk > FREE stuff for the holidays! (Viewed 1619 times)
Mark 

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FREE stuff for the holidays!
< on 12/24/2004 1:58 AM >
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Alright heres the deal, yet again I feel in the giving mood and not because of this terrible music! I have two things to give away and they are a combo set.

1 set of ninja climbing claws(whatever you call them)
1 set of ninja foot cleats
3 mini mags.

I dont need these anymore.

However there are conditions.

A. You must write why you deserve them. Reasons I will not accept, "because its me" "because they are cool" I want a damn good reason.

B. You must be in the US or possibly canada (I dont know much about shipping to Canada)

C. Post your reasons here.




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< Reply # 1 on 12/24/2004 2:20 AM >
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Well, I wouldn't mind having those ninja claws and ninja cleats. Reason being, is because I would like to expand some of my stealthing and climbing skills. I believe these two tools could accomplish that quite nicely. UE to me is a little more on the physical/stealth/somewhat-commando base; but I practice all the skills for other reasons as well.

I've had a few ideas for security companies and such, but probably not the kind you're thinking. More so along the lines of someone who tests systems for a living. Not only that I have some big ideas I want to implement in the near future (sorry I really can't speak about them, it's somewhat private), and these skills also benefit that.

Not only that, but they would come in handy on a few of our excursions, I can think of about 4 places off the top of my head I could use them. Saves for removing a board or something...



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< Reply # 2 on 12/24/2004 4:26 AM >
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As for the cleats:

I love to climb things, particularly trees. Unfortunately I'm not particularly good at climbing the trunks by wrapping myself around them so I'm pretty much limited to the ones with low branches. There are so many great trees around here and having the claws of a cat would really make me a happier person.

As for the mags. I"ve had several, but they all have failed (flickering and uncontrolled beam issues). I currently only have flood LED's, nothing with a real beam. I have to say, if you give me a mini-mag, I'll probably test out one of those 1 watt luxeon retro fit kits on it. I've been very curious how effective those are.




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< Reply # 3 on 12/24/2004 6:32 AM >
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hey can i get a mini mag when u get back around these parts? .. and my reason .. well .. one can never have to many backup lights (and you know im broke)



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... well yea actually this is a flashlight in my pocket .. but im still happy to see you
Mark 

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< Reply # 4 on 12/24/2004 6:35 AM >
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Ok make that two mini mag lights.




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< Reply # 5 on 12/24/2004 6:49 AM >
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I could also really use those ninja claw thingys for tree climbing action. There are many times when I've wished for a quick way to climb a tree and get my bearings. A fast climb can also get me out of security pursuit range, they never look up!





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< Reply # 6 on 1/4/2005 12:39 AM >
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i just got a pair of tabi boots for christmas. the claws/cleats would give me some practice and confidence before i start to climb with my bare hands, tabi.




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< Reply # 7 on 3/12/2005 5:59 AM >
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ugh... i have bought 3 mini mags and 2 have gotten stolen and the other fell out of a holster while explloring, so i really have had bad luck in the past and can use a mini mag seeing as now i have nothing.

consider it?? thanks



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< Reply # 8 on 12/18/2005 3:52 PM >
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I feel that I would/deserve to win these items because I am part of the future.I probally younger then most people here,which is definitly not a blessing.I love covert infiltration and spying and such,but I have some many factors agiasnt me.Its hard for me to find equipment,especially everyone thinks im a littlepunk that likes to 'break into peoples' where they are abandoned sites,if i get caught i have little chance of getting out,these items would help me a great deal with UE and RL stuff.I would also greatly apppreciate these gifts,because I am a big fan of ninjas,and they are part of my inspiration.I would be very happy and greatful if I won.




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< Reply # 9 on 12/27/2005 3:18 AM >
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Whatever happened to my ninja claws. Those would have been fun!




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Mark 

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< Reply # 10 on 12/27/2005 6:41 AM >
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I moved and am still honestly trying to find them and the mag lights.




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< Reply # 11 on 12/27/2005 7:00 AM >
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Fair enough. I always lose things when I move.




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< Reply # 12 on 1/4/2006 8:10 AM >
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well one of the mini mags is in my car




... well yea actually this is a flashlight in my pocket .. but im still happy to see you
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< Reply # 13 on 1/27/2006 1:22 AM >
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Dear Mark,

I believe I should receive the free gifts you bestow upon the humble stealthy ones for I have spent over a score (that's 20 years) researching and practicing the ninja arts. Though I am too old and fat to actually attempt to climb a tree with the shuko and ashiko claws, they would help make my vast weapon collection complete; for I too once dreamed of climbing trees like a cat and walking up a wall and donned these strange implements of the ancient ninja. But alas, I became enraged and angered by the impossibility of using these tools and tossed mine into a river out of sheer frustration. The trees in the orient must be extremely soft for I could not find one in North America that would work.
However, I do believe that they could effectively rip a person's face from their skull.
The other reason I feel that I should be the recipient of your glorious treasures is that I will agree to stop claiming that these gifts you give must be ill-gotten stolen property and instead I will claim that you are a true Saint of a man who has only goodness in his soul . . .
ah, nevermind, give em to someone else, I enjoy too much claiming the gifts you give are stolen and forget that BS about you being a Saint. LOL
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< Reply # 14 on 2/12/2006 5:11 AM >
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Dear Mark,
I believe that a minimag should be donated to my cause. No I am not fighting cancer, nor crime, nor the police. I am fighting darkness. Currently I am armed with a rather large spotlight, and a rather unstealthy silver 3D maglite. Thank you for your consideration.

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Mark 

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< Reply # 15 on 2/12/2006 5:48 AM >
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This was from last year and due to a move I still have the stuff.... some where.




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