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UER Forum > Journal Index > Freak's Evil Clone World Domination Log > Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass! (Viewed 3435 times)
Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass!
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1/10/2005 6:50 AM

Apparently I have now graduated. I'm not really sure what happened between Freshman year and now, I vaguely recall making some bad student films, blowing up stuff I found at the dump, something about some tunnels, and maybe some hot coed action. Guess I shouldn't have drunk so much, or I'd also remember something from those classes I supposedly took. What's a matrix transposition again?

I've decided to take the spring and summer off, and apply to the University of Minneapolis in the fall. Since I have yet to take the GREs I'm only eligible for a fake "MCS" degree that UMN made up, but it's probably going to be mostly an excuse to put off finding a real job. I'm hoping to spend my spring figuring out what all those ropes and pulleys and shit are for on my sailboat, and the summer sailing the high seas and plundering cruise ships. Hot single women are welcome to apply as crew, you must supply your own sword and be able to kill a shark with your bare hands.








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MacGyver 


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Re: Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass!
< Reply # 1 on 1/10/2005 7:00 AM >
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Kickass!

Congats on the degree thingy, and I look forward to your company in the Twin Cities area come this fall, assuming those plans don't fall through.




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Re: Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass!
< Reply # 2 on 1/10/2005 4:43 PM >
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Awesome, congrats. I'm still waiting for my diploma; when I graduated they gave me a piece of paper that said "Your diploma will be in the mail in 3 weeks" or something. Did they actually give you one?




Noah Vale 


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Re: Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass!
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Congratulations! Have fun bein' a bum.




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Freak 


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Re: Got my degree in BS, so it's time to sit on my ass!
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I didn't even get a piece of paper yet, just a note on a webpage that says "Degree pending". They also have yet to bill me for all the charges they were threatening at the end of the year (I waited too long to tell the dorms I was leaving at break). In fact, I also haven't seen my box full of paperwork (taxes, bank account info, etc) that I mailed home three weeks ago. Good old postal service.




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< Reply # 5 on 1/12/2005 4:32 AM >
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College eh? Had my first class in ten and a half months on Monday; even took a day off work for it, though just this once. Anyway, I'll echo what MacGyver said: will be...interesting when you come.




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