Posted by xrahy This is definitely the beginning of a comprehensive plan of world wide destruction by a wrathful god. Be afraid. Repent. Prepare to die.
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I figured Kubla would have posted first. I can hear Bart Simpson
" Do you want a happy God or an angry God?"
"Happy God, happy God."
The reason I ask is that one numbnut in my biochem class believes God will destroy the earth this year one storm at a time. I thought he was kidding but he wasn't. However, the prophet Xrahy hath warned me of the forthcoming rapture and I repent my sins.
I'm sorry I smoked weed, hash, took ecstacy, and abused Alieve
I'm sorry I ran over my neighbour
I'm sorry Itook the Lord's name in vain when I cut my neck and needed 86 stitches because of a slip with my straight razor
I'm sorry I told the Jehovahs that came to the door to Eat S&*t
Forgive me for not believing Bush talked to God
and this was just today.
Forgive me for voting for the Liberals the last 5 elections
Forgive me for mocking Irishlady's spelling of cheque, favour, neighbour, colour and behaviour
Forgive me for using the Metric system
Now I'm getting sacreligious. Better refill the bowl