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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Tech Talk > my new pc (Viewed 3550 times)
Poll Question:
what do you think
Total Votes:26
1. you'd get better power from milk726.92 %
2. it sounds like crap13.85 %
3. i could poop a better computer13.85 %
4. it's a very... functional machine415.38 %
5. it's fair enough311.54 %
6. it's pretty good13.85 %
7. masher i want you to make my next computer00 %
8. masher you have an awsome computer13.85 %
9. masher i want to make love to your perfect computer415.38 %
10. masher shut up415.38 %

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my new pc
< on 1/31/2006 2:50 AM >
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here it is

p4 2.0 ghtz or something like that (probobly celeron though)
256 ram
radeon 7000 video card
some strange looking card that i installed for fun
100w power supply
assus somethingorather board
40gb hard drive
special fujifilm eddition windows (thanks to my friend)
milk crate tower




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Re: my new pc
< Reply # 1 on 1/31/2006 2:53 AM >
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i recommend more ram asap




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Re: my new pc
< Reply # 2 on 1/31/2006 3:22 AM >
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More ram.

Sounds like an under powered PSU.

Get a real case.

Remove the unknown card.

HDD is small.

WTF is ''fujifilm edition windows ''.




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Re: my new pc
< Reply # 3 on 1/31/2006 3:33 AM >
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my friend burned windows onto a fujifilm disk




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< Reply # 4 on 1/31/2006 4:09 AM >
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Really, WTF?




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Re: my new pc
< Reply # 5 on 1/31/2006 6:18 PM >
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Burn it with fire.




> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.
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< Reply # 6 on 1/31/2006 10:12 PM >
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I must say I am very surprised your computer works knowing that you put it together.




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< Reply # 7 on 1/31/2006 11:33 PM >
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Word on the street has it that you can improve your RAM by cooking it in a microwave for a few minutes -you know, to re-flow the solder and stuff.



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< Reply # 8 on 2/1/2006 1:28 AM >
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I must say I am very surprised your computer works knowing that you put it together.


so am i. but alas it works




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Word on the street has it that you can improve your RAM by cooking it in a microwave for a few minutes -you know, to re-flow the solder and stuff.


Oh please, that is such bull shit. You shouldn't post useless advice like that.

Masher, you'd be way better off taking the magnetron of a microwave and hot glueing it to one of your open PCI slots. You can put quarters in the slots to get a better electrical contact between the magnetron and the motherboard.

If you also have access to 220V, I suggest hooking up your hard drive to it. It's gonna spin a like 10000K RPM instead of the crappy 7200 off 12V.

Now we're talkin.











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Re: my new pc
< Reply # 10 on 2/1/2006 6:01 PM >
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by the way Mr Chaos. Where the fuck were you Sunday night? Not check your PMs?




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< Reply # 11 on 2/1/2006 9:31 PM >
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thanks for the feedback btw is a celeron 2.8 better than a p4 2.0 even if it only has a 128 cache




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< Reply # 12 on 2/2/2006 12:24 AM >
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Yes, they both work good as key chain decorations.




> The hierarchy of power dictates that the person with the most power does the least amount of work and retains the highest benefit.
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< Reply # 13 on 2/3/2006 1:14 AM >
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it sounds like a really terrible PC. I hope you didn't spend more than $150 on that.




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here it is

p4 2.0 ghtz or something like that (probobly celeron though)
256 ram
radeon 7000 video card
some strange looking card that i installed for fun
100w power supply
assus somethingorather board
40gb hard drive
special fujifilm eddition windows (thanks to my friend)
milk crate tower


I found a PC like this in the dump before, except it was a name-brand machine. Also had server 2003 enterprise.

This pc is pretty crappy, no offense. If you look in the right places, you'll find some high-quality parts for low-costs.




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< Reply # 15 on 3/19/2006 2:21 PM >
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it's funny how more people want to make love to my computer than for me to build theirs




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< Reply # 16 on 3/20/2006 1:27 AM >
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I would rather jack-off with a porcupine than have you build me a computer.

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I'd rather have sex with a woman than have you build my PC.


Best.Quote.Ever




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< Reply # 19 on 4/7/2006 4:13 AM >
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Yeah, masher, you're welcome in my house but I'd have to blindfold you, I don't even want you LOOKING at my computer...




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