Posted by Hirnduebel Hostel. And of course not to forget the hilarious sequel. Knowing anything by Eli Roth (who recently released a portrait with title "Eli Roth has the Biggest Dick in Hollywood") would suck, I went to the cinema for a laugh and wasn't disappointed. Hostel is the worst mix of "omg you are gay!"-lines trying to appeal to the sixteen -twenty year old target audience (a shame that includes me as well), american patriotism, retarded acting and whatever it is trying to be a story, non-atmospheric Schwarzwald-setting and camerawork inferior to the one you get in your common amateur porn. That thing is the absolute fulfilment of all your shitty-movie-dreams.

God, I knew there was a reason why i liked you! Eli Roth is major suckage... The only thing he's done that was even remotely cool was the Grindhouse Trailer for "Thanksgiving" (http://www.youtube...atch?v=S-zhb_6G988)

Bean: The Movie.

i have respect for Rowan Atkinson, and i enjoyed the Mr. Bean character on tv...but holy shitballs on a stick this was just a stupid, brain numbingly bad movie.

When thinking of the word "worst", Nacho Libre is the first to come to mind.

BALLS OF FURY!

It is such a desperate attempt at stupid humor that it fails altogether into a poorly scripted, under-acted mess.

Posted by Sinister Crayon Jarhead, well, I just thought it was going to be like the trailer depicted it and it was actually more realistic. I don't like seeing how my tax money is spent to send troops abroad when they don't even get to do their jobs.

Showing you things you didn't expect or want to see, does that make it a bad movie?

I had to sit through Meet Dave last week. Yes I laughed but it was the kind of laugh you give the dentist before he digs into your gums.

There was one -I can't remember what it was called, aftershock 7.2 or something- but it was the worst movie I've ever seen. The acting was crap, the CGI was so obviously CGI that it looked foolish, the plot was shit, and the situations that arose during the story and the way the characters delt with them were just idiotic!

I saw maybe an hour (I think it was two hours long) before I finally said "this movie sucks, the director should be shot!" _{Exact words}

Posted by belleZ Eli Roth is major suckage... The only thing he's done that was even remotely cool was the Grindhouse Trailer for "Thanksgiving" (http://www.youtube...atch?v=S-zhb_6G988)

you know whats weird... Eli's dad, Sheldon Roth, was a well-renown psychiatrist that taught at Harvard and was head of one of the departments at (the now abandoned) MMHC

Posted by buckybear I had to sit through Meet Dave last week. Yes I laughed but it was the kind of laugh you give the dentist before he digs into your gums.

My goodness - how did you get roped into that??

Watch EM in Life and Bowfinger, two semi-recent movies by EM that were very good. Boy he sucks lately though...

Worst I've seen recently: Ghost Rider.

It had pretty much no plot, there was no challenge or suspense in it at all...

Nicolas Cage
1. sells his soul to the devil
2. devil fucks him over.
3. becomes evel keneveal
4. devil returns
5. devil turns into the ghost rider.
6. he drives around
7. drives around some more
8. uses chains kills demons with about as little effort as microwaving mrs budds chicken pot pies.
9. movie ends... please god no sequels...

Cannibal Holocaust.

Totally absurd, revolting, cruel and just plain dumb.

The 3rd mummy movie. I don't remember what it was called. It was so crappy, everything was wrong with it, it was like torture to sit through.

"Daylight" the sceen when stallone had only seconds to repell down through the fan blades. gotta love the fact that there was a count down -timer and buzzer, inside the duct! it was there just in case a "hero" was coming to save the day!

Posted by Tyralus Worst movie ever, hands down, would have to be BRAZIL.

Why would someone say such a terrible thing?

Posted by metawaffle Why would someone say such a terrible thing?

No no...you're not stoned enough. It's actually a really good movie, when properly medicated.

Posted by KublaKhan No no...you're not stoned enough. It's actually a really good movie, when properly medicated.

It's an excellent movie, medicated or otherwise.

Dah dooooo, do do do do do do do doooooo.....

Snow Dog's featuring the stellar acting of Cuba Gooding Jr and Sisqo. I would sooner pull out my toe-nails with plyers than watch that crap-fest again....
Oh, and Dirty Dancing drives me into a knife-plunging RAGE!

Posted by battlebran Snow Dog's featuring the stellar acting of Cuba Gooding Jr and Sisqo. I would sooner pull out my toe-nails with plyers than watch that crap-fest again.... Oh, and Dirty Dancing drives me into a knife-plunging RAGE!

Snow Dogs. I made it a good five minutes in, on an international flight. No further, though.

Dirty Dancing. I have to admit, I feel like an utter spoilsport for not being able to watch that movie. One of my wife's favourites, and I suspect I bought our DVD copy, but no, we schedule screenings for those times I'm out of the house.

I got really drunk and watched Kindergarten Cop on VHS when it first came out. The beer really made it a way better movie.

Posted by fedge I got really drunk and watched Kindergarten Cop on VHS when it first came out. The beer really made it a way better movie.

I can understand that. I imagine Twins would be similarly improved