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AgentNox
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada Gender: Female Total Likes: 0 likes
I love the smell of asbestos in the morning!
| | | | | Re: D&D < Reply # 8 on 2/7/2006 7:52 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | I usually play fighters, although I recently tried a cleric. I hated not being able to attack things, and when she died (salamander attack while carrying alchemist's fire = blaze of glory) I was happy to get back into a more aggressive character. I'm currently playing an elven ranger. Last night my boyfriend spent 2 hours with 3.5 rulebooks and rendered me as a D&D character. Our DM took a look and agrees it's a damn near perfect approximation of me according to 3.5 rules. Name: AgentNox
Class: Ranger Level: 7th Race: Human Alignment: Choatic Neutral Gender: Female Height: 5'8" Weight: 107lbs Hair: Brown Skin: dry (+2 to moisturize skill)
Attributes STR 13, +1 DEX 18, +4 CON 14, (22 against capsaicin based foods) +2 (+6) INT 19, +4 WIS 16, +3 CHA 18, +4 HP: 7D8+7(2)= 53 AC: 20 Touch AC: Whatever Andr3w rolls, plus one. Flat-footed: 16 Initiative: +4 Base Attack bonus: +7/+2 (-2, for third rapid shot ranged weapon attack) Grapple: Any attempt in grappling AgentNox results in an immediate Called shots to the nuts attack of opportunity against the opponents flat-footed AC, even if the opponent has Improved grapple. (Nobody grapples the AgentNox against her will) skills Bluff: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus Climb: 4 ranks, +1 STR bonus Diplomacy: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus Handle animal: 4 ranks, +4 CHA bonus Hide: 4 ranks, +4 DEX bonus Knowledge (ancient History): 4 ranks, +4 INT bonus Craft (Verbal Traps) : 6 ranks, +4 INT bonus, +2 natural affinity bonus Craft (Scathing post) : 6 ranks, +4 INT bonus, +2 natural affinity bonus Move silently: 4 ranks, +4 DEX bonus Search: 4 ranks, +4 INT bonus Spot: 4 ranks, +3 WIS bonus Survival 4 ranks, +3 WIS bonus Swim 4 ranks, +1 STR bonus Feats Track Two weapon fighting, Improved Endurance Two weapon Defense Rapid shot Dodge Special abilities Wild empathy Woodland Stride First Favored enemy: Nexopians with INT less than 10. (95% of population) Second Favored enemy: Kidsmoke. Craft (Verbal Traps) : during conversation, AgentNox can attempt to craft a verbal trap. She rolls an opposed check against target opponents Bluff check. If she succeeds, the target falls into the trap, and AgentNox may make and immediate called shot to the nuts attack of opportunity against the opponents flat-footed AC. Don't fucking even try and twist her words, your testicles are at risk. Equipment Glammored Studded Leather +2: glamors into an outfit of AgentNox's choice, can be changed at will, and to suit her current purse. Warhammer +1 Hand Axe +1 Paired returning throwing knives +2: these knives return instantly to AgentNox's hand after throwing, enabling her to maintain three throws per round (as per rapid shot feat). Bow of Non-splintering or eye-gouging +1: Even on a pair of successive ones and a three, this bow will NEVER break and shower AgentNox's face with eye-pokey-outey badness. Red Sweater +2: Any males attempting Diplomacy checks against AgentNox while she is wearing this sweater must make a Fortitude DC 20 Save or suffer a Negative 10 to thier diplomacy, bluff, sense motive, and Gather information checks. This sweater also confers a +2 to AgentNox's CHA Whilst wearing it.
Animal Companion Name: Loki Species: Yellow Lab (dog) Age: 2 Gender: Male Hair: Blonde Height: 3'2" Weight: 75lbs Attributes STR 10, DEX 10, CON 16, (poops like a demon) INT - LOLOLOLOLOLOL WIS - CHA 18, +4
HP: 2HD = 12 AC:14 Flat-footed: 12 Touch: 14 Attacks: Lick of lovedoom: On successful hit, opponent takes no damage, but must roll a DC 20 Will save or fall completely in love with Loki. Cone of snot: 1d6 subdual damage for anyone directly in front of him. SBD (silent but deadly): DC 25 Fortitude save against noxious fumes for 1d6 CON damage. Save for 1d3.
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| Mutt12
Location: Dallas, TX Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like
Hard-hat bat
| | | | Re: D&D < Reply # 9 on 2/7/2006 11:31 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by Crossfire I played Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Other Strangeness back in the day as well (before the stupid movies and cartoons came out), when TMNT was a black and white comic book with blood and violence all over the place. You know, back when it was good. | Oh my God, someone else who was into TMNT before they kiddified it!!! I also play the TMNT and Other Strangeness as well. Played a bat named Khaelush, which, Gideon, a character in my webcomic My Private Little Hell, is loosely based off of. BTW, if you ever check out the new TMNT cartoon, it actually pays homage to the original underground comic, except without the blood and guts. Heck, at the toy isle at Wal Mart, I been seeing old familiar faces from the original comics, such as Savanti Romero, Triceratons, ect... Now they just need to make figures of Complete Carnage and Radical...
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| Crossfire
Location: Kay-Dub Gender: Male Total Likes: 10 likes
Don't call it a comeback, I've been here for years.
| | | | | | Re: D&D < Reply # 14 on 2/8/2006 4:12 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Alright, here's me giving it a try. This is for fun, and not built on any real solid rules... Crossfire, male Human 7th Level Ranger/Sorcerer Alignment: Chaotic Good Attributes Str 11 Dex 12(+1) Con 14(+2) Int 16(+3) Wis 13(+1) Cha 17(+3) Saves: Fort +7 (Crossfire suffers a -5 Fortitude check after consuming fast food) Ref +3 Will +3 (Crossfire suffers a -10 modifier to Willpower checks when dealing with his wife) Feats: Sense Abandonment Avoid Housework Procrastination Charm the Ladies Skills: Bluff +7 (+4 Ranks, +3 Cha ) Decipher Script +5 (+2 Ranks, +3 Intel ) Diplomacy +8 (+5 Ranks, +3 Cha ) Disable Device +5 (+2 Ranks, +3 Intel ) Gather Information +9 (+6 Ranks, +3 Cha ) Listen +4 (+3 Ranks, +1 Wis ) (-10 when when checking vs. wife's voice) Move Silently +5 (+4 Ranks, +1 Dex ) Spot +4 (+3 Ranks, +1 Wis ) Swim +6 (+6 Ranks ) Use Rope +8 (+7 Ranks, +1 Dex ) Knowledge (local) +8 (+5 Ranks, +3 Intel ) Knowledge (pop culture) +8 (+5 Ranks, +3 Intel ) Knowledge (history) +6 (+3 Ranks, +3 Intel ) Profession (sailor) +8 (+7 Ranks, +1 Wis ) Languages: English Special Abilities: Gearhead (Crossfire inately knows how to control most mechanized transports) Improved Bluff Simpsons Quote (Crossfire can conjure a Simpsons quote for any situation) Favoured Enemy (Bad Drivers) 2nd Favoured Enemy (Smokers) Equipment: Full Plate of Non-Adherence +3; This armour gives a +4 WIL check when wearer is attacked by poor attitudes, threats, or insults. Broad Sword of Verbosity +2; Once per day, this sword will deal extra damage through the use of cutting sarcasm or dry, biting wit. Brown Cords +2; When worn, these cords grant the wearer a +2 Charisma bonus when dealing with the opposite gender. Any women attempting Diplomacy or Bluff checks against Crossfire while he is wearing these pants must make a Fortitude Check DC 20 or suffer shortness of breath, rising of body temperature, and a temporary -5 to Intelligence, Wisdom and Dexterity attributes.
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