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Re: The "government" is controlling the weather? < Reply # 2 on 9/18/2006 2:29 PM > | Reply with Quote
Hula Teacher: Lilo, why are you all wet? Lilo: It's sandwich day. Every Thursday I take Pudge the fish a peanut butter sandwich... Hula Teacher: "Pudge" is a fish? Lilo: And today we were out of peanut butter. So I asked my sister what to give him, and she said "a tuna sandwich". I can't give Pudge tuna. [whispering] Lilo: Do you know what tuna IS? Hula Teacher: Fish? Lilo: [hysterical] It's fish. If I gave Pudge tuna, I'd be an abomination. I'm late because I had to go to the store and get peanut butter 'cause all we have is... is... Stinkin' tuna. Hula Teacher: Lilo, Lilo, why is this so important? Lilo: [calm] Pudge controls the weather.
- From the film 'Lilo & Stitch' (Disney, 2002)
"Well, let me just jump into my time machine, go back to the Twelfth Century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."