Posted by cr400 Our dog was licking her ass and farted on her own toungue, it scared her cause she didn't know what the hell happened. I almost pissed myself laughing. click to view

Now that's hilarious!

Lately, Poppy's farts have been few and (fortunately) very far in between. One night, I actually heard her fart and braced myself for the rancid raid but none came. However, her silent ones are just as deadly as before.

I had a kitten named Delilah who was nicknamed Little Miss Flatulence for a very good reason.

Though the day she sneezed, which caused her to fart at the same time produced the most confused/distressed/bewildered expression on her face that I actually felt sort of bad for her.

Y'know.

When I was done laughing.

My family is going through the "joys" of kittenhood right now. I forgot how stinky it really is. *SAVE ME!!!!*

But really, the kitten is doing well. Except the constant deadly, silent farts. I think his butt was open for over a minute and a half earlier.

Posted by sandaili My family is going through the "joys" of kittenhood right now. I forgot how stinky it really is. *SAVE ME!!!!* But really, the kitten is doing well. Except the constant deadly, silent farts. I think his butt was open for over a minute and a half earlier.

And now you know the reason we call my cats "the turds" or "little farts".

Shael

And lately, Poopy er, Poppy has been rippin' 'em out. Turns out the apple sauce that Shutterbug gave her as a treat got her going. And yup, she's really reeking at this point!

My cat (Oreo) is a professional farter. He always waits until you pick him up, or he is in your lap, and then "BRRAAAPP"!

I'm very proud of him.

Posted by PorkChopExpress My cat (Oreo) is a professional farter. He always waits until you pick him up, or he is in your lap, and then "BRRAAAPP"! I'm very proud of him.

That's our Smokey. It wouldn't be so bad, but he is a genuinely friendly cat who just happens to let loose with the intestinal gas when he is happy.

Posted by Watcher That's our Smokey. It wouldn't be so bad, but he is a genuinely friendly cat who just happens to let loose with the intestinal gas when he is happy.

Oh that's nasty. Just glad he's not cold and calculating with his farts.
(yet!)

Our cat Bailey could peel the paint with hers. It's not constant, just every once in awhile, she'll bomb the litter box in the laundry room, and I can't go near it for a solid half hour.

My dog wasn't much of a farter, but was quite the burper. She'd get up in your face to give you kisses and burp Milkbone breath on your face.

Posted by jellybeans95 Our cat Bailey could peel the paint with hers. It's not constant, just every once in awhile, she'll bomb the litter box in the laundry room, and I can't go near it for a solid half hour. My dog wasn't much of a farter, but was quite the burper. She'd get up in your face to give you kisses and burp Milkbone breath on your face.

Funny you should mention that. When Poppy had a cone on her last year, she greeted Shutterbug one fine morning with a burp that was amplified beautifully. Turns out she was 'snacking' during the night and it left her breath smelling pretty horrible which didn't help as the whole burp was directed into Shutterbug's face. Poor Shutterbug.

Well, now I know why kittens are so stinky. We have a pregnant mama cat and we've been giving her kitten food. The farts are unbelievable. At least, I wouldn't believe them if I hadn't lived with Smokey for a number of years.

I am glad to say I have never heard nor smelled any farts from my cat, but I have experienced dog farts and boy are they awful.

This guy doesn't fart, he burps though after eating.
When he runs around playing with his sister, sometimes something (a glossette) slips out his rear. It startles him, and he stops running and turns to look at it all surprised.

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Gizmo

That dog has the crazy eyes.

Posted by Watcher All dogs fart. Much of the dog food we feed them makes them gassy. What's worse than a dog fart, I hear you ask? A cat fart, I respond. I have a cat that has wilted about all of our houseplants with his flatulence. I am very glad that my sense of smell was impaired by years of work in a plastic factory.

I hear you and respect the acridity (sp) of the cat fart. But I will only say this once with complete factuality due to experience~ nothing, and I mean nothing, beats a fart from a skunk that has been eating what makes it happiest~ decaying matter, baby mice, rats and snails. May not seem like an overly odiferous conglomeration, but BELIEVE ME it is lethal when compacted from the end of one these guys,even if the scent?odor glands have been removed. If you have the misfortune of having this type of fart aimed at you, trust me in the fact that you will hear TAPS being played as you run for cover.

Posted by Lady Godiva ... If you have the misfortune of having this type of fart aimed at you, trust me in the fact that you will hear TAPS being played as you run for cover.

And that's assuming you don't get dissolved from the cloud before you get a chance to run.

Posted by rainman8889 And that's assuming you don't get dissolved from the cloud before you get a chance to run.

Dissolved, well yeah, nice way to say it, but it's more like being dipped in acid and liquified to a sewage system stench if you get caught up in a "skunk burst"

So the cat the other day, evil beast that she is, farted on my arm.

She has a thing about our bathroom sink. She's always standing up on the counter and trying to get a drink out of the faucet. Sometimes, when you are trying to do something, she ALWAYS has to be in the way. This is the particular scenario, as I was going to wash my hands and she just HAD to be up on the counter.

Well, she jumped up and about 5 seconds later, I was hit by noxious cat-ass fumes. Here the little wench FARTED ON THE SLEEVE OF MY FAVORITE HOODIE!! Oh was I pissed. I had to douse my sleeve in Febreeze to rid myself of that smell.

Did I mention I'm not a huge fan of cats to begin with? This just seals the deal in my mind that most, if not all, are pure evil and know damn well what they are doing.

i used to always stay at my grandmothers when i was younger and she an avid german shepard owner usually sporting 3 at a time. and then acquired a walker hound, i used to come friday nights...friday nights are noname brand canned dog food nights.... for years a swore there was a cloud of animal fart floating around that house.

i have so many dog and cat fart stories.

My dog, Boss, loves to let one rip and then look at the closest person to him like it was their fault.