We all love a good stoner story so..share em!!!

To start everyone off is one of my favorite stories. A few years ago my best friend and I went to the park across from our school to smoke up. So we're sitting in the park, and I ask her if she's seen the Sponge Bong Hemp Pants cartoon. Which she hadn't so I told her what it was about. Then she asks me, "what is a sea sponge?" and I said that, "Its like a regular sponge but its alive." She thinks really hard for a second and then says, "So...If I were a sponge...and I walked up to the ocean, and was like, 'Hey!' and they were like 'Hey!' They would know who I am?!"
Another great moment was when we were chilling at my place, smoking up, and I turn to her and ask her if she wanted some milk and cookies. She totally ignored me. And after just staring at her for a few minutes she finally clued in and said that she thought I was talking to the cat.

So....this involves pot along the way, but it is mostly about a mushroom trip.

So my friends trip LSD while i trip mushrooms, and im preparing the mushrooms for consumption in my friends dorm room by putting peanut butter on them. All of a sudden my friends roommate comes in with like HIS ENTIRE FAMILY. I quickly folded the paper plate the shrooms were on and put them in my bag. No one notices, so his roommate introduces us to his entire family (My friend had already dropped the LSD and he was begging to trip). The roommate's brother has a disability with his short term memory, so he asked my friend his name like 3 times, he said that was one of the scariest things because he couldn't tell if he was tripping or if his brother was asking his name 3 times.

Later in the night we are walking around about to peak and my friend answers calls his voice mail. He said he heard something like "jason shot himself" on the phone so he gets all worried and calls the person back. After a long phone call he finds out that Jason had actually SHIT himself not shot himself, it was fucking hilarious.

The same night we are clam baking his car and we see fucking security pull through the parking lot and some how they dont see us all and the lighter sparks happening in the car haha.

Also all night the same friend is screaming like something is seriously wrong as if he was hurt or something, it turns out his music on his ipod kept shutting off for some reason. Man o Man i was scarred when he did that, i thought for sure he was gonna like fall over or die or something. But it was just his music breaking, scarred the shit out of me.

Anyway thats the best i got, that was the first time i did shrooms and still my only time, i want to do them when its warm again outside.

anyway, cheers!

I was with my friends Robert, Nate, and John. John's really huge, and Nate had a tazer. We were stoned off our asses at Robert's house (his mom's chill), so Nate whipped out the tazer and shocked it in the air.

John: WTF WAS THAT?!
Nate/Robert: Yeah dude we tazered you, you're just so big you didn't feel it.
<lots of giggling, except for john>
John: OMG WTF!!! DON'T DO THAT DUDE! YOU COULD KILL ME!

Thirty seconds later John's zoning out and we do the exact same thing . . . twice