Miss Dowell is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch,
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

On Monday she's a bitch
On Tuesday she's a bitch
On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch
Then on Sunday just to be different,
Shes u super king kamehameha bitch

Have you ever met my friend Ms. Dowell,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
She's a stupid bitch, Ms. Dowell is a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch.

Talk to kids around the world,
It might go a little something like this...

[Sung in three different languages by other children]

Have you ever met my friend Ms. Dowell,
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair,
She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch
Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
She's a stupid bitch, Ms. Dowell is a bitch,
And she's such a dirty bitch;

I really mean it,
Miss Dowell is a bitch, she's a big fat, stinking bitch
Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Ms. Dowellllllllllllll

I was skippin' my classes and I got caught, so I ain't doing it anymore, but then my stupid bitch french teacher won't let me take the quizzes I skipped. We had four quizzes, I got a 98% on one, an 85% on another, but two I missed, and because she refuses to let me make them up I have a 61% in her class!!!

Ugh she's such a bitch!

Looks like someone fucked up.

French is a useless language, anyway.

My mom's last name is Dowell

I've never heard of a teacher letting you make-up a quiz or test that you knowingly skipped.

but is your mom also a french teacher???

Posted by Brind I've never heard of a teacher letting you make-up a quiz or test that you knowingly skipped.

Yeah yeah yeah . . . this is the 'pissed off' forum I'm just bitchin'.

Maybe you should let your mom or your teacher post here, because they are the ones with valid reasons to be pissed off, shit head.

Posted by MutantMandias Maybe you should let your mom or your teacher post here, because they are the ones with valid reasons to be pissed off, shit head.

A valid point.

Posted by MasterKayin French is a useless language, anyway.

Only if you don't understand it.

C'est vrai. Il est une douchebag.

Posted by MutantMandias C'est vrai. Il est une douchebag.

I don't understand French, so...

J'ai étudié le français à l'école, mais je ne rappèle pas comment le parler.



ni le comprendre.

Posted by MutantMandias Maybe you should let your mom or your teacher post here, because they are the ones with valid reasons to be pissed off, shit head.

Oh stfu. All you've done since I've noticed you is flame me with no provocation. I know I was the one who fucked up for skipping this class, but like I said I'm aware of that and I was just bitching.

Posted by HillbillyHorus Oh stfu. All you've done since I've noticed you is flame me with no provocation. I know I was the one who fucked up for skipping this class, but like I said I'm aware of that and I was just bitching.

And I was just saying that you are a whiney little bitch. You can have your opinion, and I can state facts. It's all good.

Wow, I can really feel the love in this thread.

let's hug...

bitches.

Posted by tunnelbug let's hug... bitches.

I like angry making out better

Posted by Squidgit I like angry making out better

Ditto. All that grabbing and thrusting and wet probing and violent breathing. Awesome.

C'mere Horus...I wanna give you a big, wet, tongue-probing kiss right on your tonsils. AND I'll grab your sweet ass and tickle your pucker with a greasy middle finger.

Posted by KublaKhan Ditto. All that grabbing and thrusting and wet probing and violent breathing. Awesome. C'mere Horus...I wanna give you a big, wet, tongue-probing kiss right on your tonsils. AND I'll grab your sweet ass and tickle your pucker with a greasy middle finger.

"Mommy there's a scary man outside!"