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Jonsered 


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Nifty Tricks
< on 2/26/2007 9:27 PM >
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Lets use this thread to discuss our favorite fun tricks for partaking.

Mine is the Frosty Mug.

1) Put a beer mug or other tall glass or ceramic mug with a handle in the freezer for several hours.

2) Roll a j.

3) take the guts our of a Bic pen, or use a straw or other hollow fairly long tube.

4) Light the j and take a few puffs to get it going.

5) insert the non-burning end into the straw or pen.

6) Get the mug out of the freezer using the handle. Don't touch the mug body itself.

7) place the burning end fo the j in your mouth, like you were doing a shotgun.

8) insert the straw or pen all the way to the bottom of the mug.

9) Blow VERY gently through the J, down through the straw, and the smoke will pool up on the bottom of the frosty mug. Use a very gentle circular motion with the straw, and the smoke will lay down better.

10) When the mug is about half to 2/3 of the way full of smoke, set the j aside, pick up the mug, and breathe it in as if you were drinking the smoke. Tip the mug up just like a beer, and drink it all into your lungs.

11) Hold it for just a few seconds. If you do it right, almost no smoke comes out when you exhale.

12) Enjoy the buzz with my compliments!

This only works once or twice before you have to rechill the mug, but it will put you face down in the carpet very shortly!

Enjoy



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Re: Nifty Tricks
< Reply # 1 on 2/26/2007 10:37 PM >
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keen thread topic!

i'm not sure if i know many "tricks" but i'm going to brainstorm tonight with everyone and see if there is some nifty amusement that i forget about when i'm sober, hahaha...

hopefully in the morning i will have a good herbal party trick!


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< Reply # 2 on 2/27/2007 7:00 AM >
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My absolute bestest and most favouritest trick is shaking down teenaged punks for their weed by telling them I'm an undercover narc.

You should see the looks on their little faces when I yell, "You wanna spend the night getting fucked in the ass by Louie the 250 lbs biker? He's waiting for you in a holding cell."

Classic.




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< Reply # 3 on 3/19/2007 8:13 PM >
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Horus was riding me about getting something going on in here, so I'll try again.

The Gravity Bong:

Cut off a plastic one gallon milk jug (pop off lid, not screw off) about two inches from the bottom and throw away the bottom piece. Poke a hole in the lid and insert a bowl into the hole. Fill the kitchen sink with water about 9 or 10 inches deep. Take the cap off the jug and push it down into the sink until the bottom of the jug rests on the bottom of the sink. Put the cap back on the jug and load a hit of green into the bowl. Grab the handle of the jug with one hand, and a lighter in your left. Light the bowl as you slowly draw the jug uptowards the surface of the water, keeping it level all the time. When the bottom of the jug is only about an inch under the water, put away the lighter. Get your face down next to the bowl, pop off the cap and bowl, clamp your mouth over the jug neck and push the jug rapidly back down into the water. It will ram feed you the hit.

An oldy but a goody.




I have changed my personal exploring ethics code. From now on it will be: "Take only aimed shots, leave only hobo corpses." Copper scrappers, meth heads and homeless beware. The Jonsered cometh among you, bringing fear and dread.

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< Reply # 4 on 3/20/2007 12:42 PM >
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Rock!
When i used to hold big parties at my parents house, we would make a gravity bong too!
Ours involved a 5gal bucket modified for the bowl attachment, flipped upside down in a full bathtub. It was big enough that we had to make a hookah chalice fit instead of a standard size bowl. that goliath would cook about 3g of cleaned and ground herb in about 2-3 pulls...but good goddamn would it do a number on a half dozen stoners locked in a bathroom.


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Leo1: You cant just wander around Gary going into old buildings! Theres plenty of crackheads that will bust you in the mouth for that camera, then run a train your ladyfriends.
Me: I like Gary, I think its nice, aside from the lack of eats on a Sunday afternoon.
Leo2: Yeah, its really nice...until we find three dead strangers in an...abandoned...thing.
J Peterman 


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< Reply # 5 on 5/1/2007 8:17 PM >
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So who here can french inhale???




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< Reply # 6 on 5/1/2007 11:25 PM >
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So who here can french inhale???


I can blow rings and bubbles.




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< Reply # 7 on 5/2/2007 12:45 AM >
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i can french inhale, and i can blow rings....
...but bubbles?

how in the fuck do you blow bubbles?


~b




Leo1: You cant just wander around Gary going into old buildings! Theres plenty of crackheads that will bust you in the mouth for that camera, then run a train your ladyfriends.
Me: I like Gary, I think its nice, aside from the lack of eats on a Sunday afternoon.
Leo2: Yeah, its really nice...until we find three dead strangers in an...abandoned...thing.
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