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KublaKhan

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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 20 on 3/11/2007 10:57 PM >
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Posted by MutantMandias

Why the fuck would he say that? Does he hear it from you?

Nope. Not from me. Or my wife, our friends, extended family, etc.

It is, however, a pretty common word if you listen to hiphop, which I don't, but he might. Whatever. I won't allow the word nigger...even if it's masquerading as 'art'...to enter my home.

He LOVES the Dixie Chicks. This makes me happy.

Sadly, he also LOVES Nickleback (my private shame and failure as a parent). There's still time, and I'm certain we can sure him of this...this...this illness IF WE ACT NOW.

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Nvr2loud Man with the golden shoes Location: Huntsville, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 7 likes \| \|	Re: Naughty Children < Reply # 21 on 3/12/2007 8:43 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	My 23 month old daughter walked around yesturday saying "fuksake, fuksake, fuksake" and I'm now in the doghouse. She even copies my angry face when saying it, it is so cute. At lease she will understand all the bad words before school, I can't wait for the call... answers phone "hello" "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR DAUGHTER SAID TO MY SON AT SCHOOL TODAY!" "I have a fucking idea lady" hangs-up phone
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shellyl Location: Lenoir NC Gender: Female Total Likes: 10 likes I have learned not sweat the petty things and not to pet the sweaty things. \| \|	Re: Naughty Children < Reply # 22 on 4/2/2007 1:21 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	If the monster is a parent he will be too busy giggling to kick her ass. http://www.youtube...atch?v=AAC07QWXTps
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Squidgit

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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 23 on 4/2/2007 2:28 PM >
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Posted by shellyl
If the monster is a parent he will be too busy giggling to kick her ass.

http://www.youtube...atch?v=AAC07QWXTps

THAT was cute.. my daughter (who is almost 2 and a half) is starting to copy her father.

She got frustrated that a puzzle piece wasn't fitting right and said "Oh DAMNIT"

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Hlywud

Location: Lethbridge, AB
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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 24 on 8/8/2007 5:27 PM >
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Posted by Squidgit

Thankfully my tot is only 2, and the only thing I worried about is her trying to pronounce CLOCK... doesn't work out well for her, and I've had a lot of people giggle and some even get offended when she says it.

Yes, she says COCK .. geesh

LOL! My daughter pronounced clock - cock as well at that age.

We were sitting at the table having breakfast, her dad was still in bed and the alarm clock started going off she looks at me and said "Ooooo" to which I replied "Ooooo what's that?" and she says "that's daddy cock"

Ambivalent? Well yes and no

KublaKhan

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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 25 on 8/8/2007 7:01 PM >
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Posted by Hlywud

LOL! My daughter pronounced clock - cock as well at that age.

We were sitting at the table having breakfast, her dad was still in bed and the alarm clock started going off she looks at me and said "Ooooo" to which I replied "Ooooo what's that?" and she says "that's daddy cock"

At least she didn't say "Daddy's busy winding his cock."

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monster

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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 26 on 12/30/2007 6:41 PM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
So Toodles, age three, helps Daddy make lunch and he does a fairly decent job with the 'setting the table' thing and then I ask him, "What would you like for lunch?"

"I want a fucking bagel, Daddy."

I said, "Pardon?"

"I want a fucking bagel, Daddy...please."

And I'm thinking 'This ISN'T happening.'

I think he got the swearing from you.

KublaKhan

Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Re: Naughty Children
< Reply # 27 on 1/1/2008 9:31 PM >
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Posted by monster

I think he got the swearing from you.

Not a fucking chance, Sister.

ME: I'm fucking lovely in all respects. Fucking lovely.

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