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Hitler alive after third Reich?
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I have been chewiing on this thought for a while. I have been wondering if hitler could have been alive after the defeat of Germany. I found this book in the garage and its called the Phycopathic god Adolf Hitler it said in that book that he was immensly terrified of death.




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< Reply # 1 on 4/1/2007 9:56 PM >
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I have been chewiing on this thought for a while. I have been wondering if hitler could have been alive after the defeat of Germany. I found this book in the garage and its called the Phycopathic god Adolf Hitler it said in that book that he was immensly terrified of death.


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< Reply # 2 on 4/9/2007 1:28 AM >
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Yeah, there are plenty of firsthand accounts from soldiers inside the bunker that he and his wife blew their brains all over the wall then had their bodies burned.




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< Reply # 3 on 4/11/2007 1:39 AM >
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Not too likely. Stalin bragged for years that he used Hitler's skull as an ashtray.




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< Reply # 4 on 4/18/2007 12:37 AM >
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they all used arsenic, there was no guns involved, I know someone commited suicide with a gun in the bunker but it wasnt the Hitler family.




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< Reply # 5 on 4/19/2007 4:23 PM >
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Not too likely. Stalin bragged for years that he used Hitler's skull as an ashtray.


And I use Stalin's skull as a goblet for my Satanic sacrament.




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< Reply # 6 on 4/19/2007 5:30 PM >
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they all used arsenic, there was no guns involved, I know someone commited suicide with a gun in the bunker but it wasnt the Hitler family.


He's wrong, pay no attention to him. Like most of the Fuhrerbunker staff, Hitler shot himself in the temple while biting down on an l-pill.




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< Reply # 7 on 4/20/2007 12:41 AM >
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And I use Stalin's skull as a goblet for my Satanic sacrament.


So that is what happened to it after I reamed out the right eye socket...




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< Reply # 8 on 4/22/2007 4:29 AM >
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So that is what happened to it after I reamed out the right eye socket...


Yes. And when I get really drunk after sucking back unholy sacramental wine from the blown-out top of the skull, I sometimes like to stick the tip of my erect penis into that eye socket and take a piss.

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< Reply # 9 on 4/22/2007 5:58 AM >
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KublaKhan gets the last laugh over one of history's most violent mass murderers.


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they all used arsenic, there was no guns involved, I know someone commited suicide with a gun in the bunker but it wasnt the Hitler family.


As far as I know they but capsules of cyanide then imediately shot themselves in the temple. That way if you missed and only blew out the front of your face the cyanide you get you in a few seconds and if the cyanid was bad for some reason it wouldnt matter because you just painted the wall with your gray matter. It was like making double sure you commited suicide.

As for the others, are you talking about Mr. and Mrs Goebbels?




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As far as I know they but capsules of cyanide then imediately shot themselves in the temple. That way if you missed and only blew out the front of your face the cyanide you get you in a few seconds and if the cyanid was bad for some reason it wouldnt matter because you just painted the wall with your gray matter. It was like making double sure you commited suicide.

As for the others, are you talking about Mr. and Mrs Goebbels?


yea, Mr. and Mrs Goebbels they shot themselves, I think.

I remember reading about Hitler shooting himself, but I was watching some tv show on discovery which made no mention of a gunshot, so I got my facts mixed up or something.




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Are you all retarded!?

The Russians never had his body! They were lying.

He is living in a retirement home in Victoria B.C. Canada




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< Reply # 14 on 5/3/2007 9:21 PM >
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Are you all retarded!?

The Russians never had his body! They were lying.

He is living in a retirement home in Victoria B.C. Canada


Stranger things have happened here. Seriously.

Between Vancouver Island, the Gulf Islands and Vancouver, there are more third world fallen dictators living large than you can shake a stick at. There is some Serious War Criminals living around here...not Nazis, mind you, but people who 'mysteriously vanished' from their country during times of political violence.

I'm not making this up. They found a Croatian warlord living amid US draft dodgers and ex-hippies on one of the Gulf Islands a few years ago.




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Stranger things have happened here. Seriously.

I'm not making this up. They found a Croatian warlord living amid US draft dodgers and ex-hippies on one of the Gulf Islands a few years ago.



Great, I can see the adds now...

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they all used arsenic, there was no guns involved, I know someone commited suicide with a gun in the bunker but it wasnt the Hitler family.


I think, and you might have to correct me, but I think it was Hermann Goerring...or was he the one that had the cross dressing fetish? I can't remember...

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they all used arsenic, there was no guns involved, I know someone commited suicide with a gun in the bunker but it wasnt the Hitler family.

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I think, and you might have to correct me, but I think it was Hermann Goerring...or was he the one that had the cross dressing fetish? I can't remember...
Shael


The...ignorance...

Must...not...go...ballistic


Honestly, everybody back to 5th grade!



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The...ignorance...

Must...not...go...ballistic


Honestly, everybody back to 5th grade!


It's not their fault. Most schools don't teach you home asshats offed themselves. I only know because I had a massive WWII thing when I was in like 8th grade or so.

And since lists are good...

Hitler-suicide by cyanide and pistol. Accompanied by Eva Braun and his dog Blondi

Göring- suicide with a potassium cyanide capsule right before he was to be hanged after trial.

Himmler-committed suicide by swallowing a potassium cyanide capsule before interrogation could begin.

Bormann- Unknown. Declared dead in 1772. Remains tested in 1998 give a DNA match to a know Bormann relative. If the remains are his he likely committed suicide by swallowing a potassium cyanide capsule to avoid capture.

Goebbels- Suicide by pistol. Wife by cyanide. After they poisoned all six of their children.

Hess- suicide by self-asphyxiation, accomplished by tying an electrical cord to a window latch in the summer house on the grounds of Spandau Prison in West Berlin where he was held following his convictions at Nuremberg. This is disputed by most historians who claim Hess was in fact murdered. Why he would finally kill himself, much less be killed by others after forty years escapes me.

Speer- Released from prison in 1966, died of a cerebral hemorrhage in London, England, on September 1, 1981.




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The...ignorance...

Must...not...go...ballistic


Honestly, everybody back to 5th grade!


My apologies. I'm sorry if I offend with the fact I'm not exactly up on Hitler and his cronies.
Remember this...when I get here, usually I've come from working in a paper mill, ready to kill someone because by the end of 8 hours, I've dealt with way more stupidity than someone just not remembering who killed who in 1945.

Shael




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