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| | | | Re: DXM < Reply # 3 on 4/8/2007 9:32 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | i was peaking when i wrote this i think... Vanilla planifolia is the a son of a bitch flower. The flower constantly mates with itself and produces more bastard children, these offspring constantly interbrreed with themeseleves to make more bastatard chilldrena nd the bastard cycle starts over again. It Is not right for Vanilla planifolia mate with themselves because mating SHOULD occur with a male and female humna….i mean blant. For anything else to occur would go against the bastard vanilla gods. The worse part of these bastard activities are that the flowers only last one day, the farmers of these plants have to inspect their fields carefully to ensure they are able to get the bastard flower. THE Plands should ask themselves would it be worth it to breedwith themselves of only one day. WAS IT WORTH TI!!!!
Another issue is the constant use of nilla wafers in this mess. Nebisco is a son o f abitchi company with little to no street cred. They are b trademarking the shit out of the wheat nilla wafers motherfuckers. They need to be less bitches about wafers and let some of their competeing companies make a similar cooky these cookies need to be made be made from Vanilla planifolia the bastard plant, those motherfuckers at nebisco need to respect….ya hear. Nilla wafers did nothing to them, they need a new look/ stlye for their new years resolution. A new stamp would be ideal, however a newer flavor from Vanilla planifolia would be quite a bit better because of there uses/misuses at the time. IT alll depends on the quality. Nebisco aint cutting the cookie high enough fort the the desires of the consumer, all this and a tiny man sandwhich as a snack, who new a knew new breeed of human woiuld eat this delightful session of candle light vigles for nill wafers on the breadth of a new year. Windows veeeeeeeesta called this the new centuary of light and it COULD BE with the help of 3rd party nilla wafer distributers, how can this work without work and play. That’s where the wafer lego came in, at high tide one Friday afternoon hean the bretheren of the father of the bride 2. When out of no where the piece of the nilla legos went together to make a delicious mothership of some kind. Who knew, that this mothership could be taken so insanely out of context place that microsoft sued the universe until it flew to far in the class of milk and disingrated. This meaning goffer starship slowly flew into oblivioun until dawn when it made its way to the space fleet command after passing infinity 2x the speed of infinity. The milk splashed everywhere as the fleet moved in and party members from the fleet laughed in joy as everything came crashing down. All in all nilla wafers need to be distributed consitently to gain proper recognition.
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