95% of all black people smoke Newport Menthols; the other 5% smoke other types of Menthol-containing cigarettes

Mall rats/burnouts smoke Marlboro Reds, which is mainly what I smoke on the occasions that I do.

Femal mall rats/burnouts mostly smoke Marlboro Lights.

Gays smoke Marlboro 100s (gee I wonder why )

Poor people/homeless people smoke GPCs (aka Girly Penis Cigarettes - if girls had penises, we think they'd taste like these). I got a lot of these today because my friend stole like two cartons from his mom. They taste like girly penis though, like I said.

Pretentious people smoke those Bidi things because they look kind of like joints I think.

Hippies roll their own.

Rednecks smoke Camels or Reds.

I dunno this didn't turn out as funny as I thought it'd be, and I don't even know if there are tobacco smokers here. It'd be kind of cool if the stereotypes are different where you live though. So post 'em up!

i think it differs region to region...

Samurai

I've smoked newports for 8 years, and I'm not black.

Go figure.

Interesting theory Horus. The menthol does tend to hold up, or at least all the black people I personally know that smoke smoke menthol. I smoke Marlboro Light 100s though, and I'm not a female mallrat!

when i smoke cigs i like camel wides thats just me.

When I smoke, it's marb reds

To add a Canadian point of view:

College Students - Belmonts

White Collar - Benson and Hedges

Blue Collar - Du Maurier/Players

Wage slaves - Peter Jackson/Number 7

Government Subsidized - Trad-A

Perpetually broke - indian smokes from the reservation

Not nearly accurate or complete but just an observation I've made. I used to smoke Du Maurier king, then Belmont king, then Peter Jacksons because they jacked up baccy tax so much, then Benson and Hedges came out with Rooftops (basically a Canadian version of Marlboros, taste similar and share nearly identical packaging, named after the red roof logo) and now I found out a dude at my local smoke shop sells cartons of real Marlboros for less than the dirty cheap smokes so I grab one every week.

I pretty much don't like Canadian smokes anymore, Yankee smokes are just more full flavoured and taste better to me. They also pull better in my opinion, I feel like I have to draw really hard on a Canadian smoke to get anything out of it

but you guys get cool pictures on your packs. They remind me of the instructional pictures on condom packages.

Dunno what my grandma smoked, but she died of emphysema when I was born.

I always chuckle when I find your damned Cannuck cigs in abandonments South of the Mason-Dixon.
The local riff-raff wonders just how the hell those funky cigarette packs with all those funny foreign words got there.
But I know how!

Posted by seanblaze I've smoked newports for 8 years, and I'm not black. Go figure.

I'm black, I don't smoke AND I'm from Newport.


















_Kidding.

Posted by Duke To add a Canadian point of view: College Students - Belmonts White Collar - Benson and Hedges Blue Collar - Du Maurier/Players Wage slaves - Peter Jackson/Number 7 Government Subsidized - Trad-A Perpetually broke - indian smokes from the reservation Not nearly accurate or complete but just an observation I've made. I used to smoke Du Maurier king, then Belmont king, then Peter Jacksons because they jacked up baccy tax so much, then Benson and Hedges came out with Rooftops (basically a Canadian version of Marlboros, taste similar and share nearly identical packaging, named after the red roof logo) and now I found out a dude at my local smoke shop sells cartons of real Marlboros for less than the dirty cheap smokes so I grab one every week. I pretty much don't like Canadian smokes anymore, Yankee smokes are just more full flavoured and taste better to me. They also pull better in my opinion, I feel like I have to draw really hard on a Canadian smoke to get anything out of it

College Students - Belmonts

White Collar - indian smokes from the reservation $30

Blue Collar - indian smokes from the reservation $20

Wage slaves - indian smokes from the reservation $15

Government Subsidized - indian smokes from the reservation $10

Perpetually broke - indian smokes from the reservation $10



No one can resist the rez smokes.....


As for American smokes being better, fuck that shit. Whenever I am down there I can never find a brand that I like or can stand. American tobacco sucks ass. Atleast our smokes don't stink as bad and have a nice taste.

Posted by Jef College Students - Belmonts White Collar - indian smokes from the reservation $30 Blue Collar - indian smokes from the reservation $20 Wage slaves - indian smokes from the reservation $15 Government Subsidized - indian smokes from the reservation $10 Perpetually broke - indian smokes from the reservation $10 No one can resist the rez smokes..... As for American smokes being better, fuck that shit. Whenever I am down there I can never find a brand that I like or can stand. American tobacco sucks ass. Atleast our smokes don't stink as bad and have a nice taste.

Not even me as I now light one up...... $20 carton