drunken posts are hilarious but the moral of the STOREY! is to not post when your drunk.

• people think you are stupid
  
• You make no sence
  
• People wont take you seriously anymore
  
• you make a fool of yourself publicly (of forumly)
  
• you waste precious drunken time trying to write
  
• beer is not being drinked
  
• and lastly you are pathetic to spend your time on uer when youre drunk.

yeah so dont do it.

Posted by TaP People wont take you seriously anymore

What is the name of this forum again?
Taken seriously?
Come now.

He posted this thread while drunk!

So you have to be drunk to post in this thread?

it's ok blackhawk, you're stupid enough to post here sober.

Your making me feel right at home, now if only my girl would be so sweet...

Posted by blackhawk Your making me feel right at home, now if only my girl would be so sweet...

El, what blackhawk means is he wants you on your knees.

Posted by TaP You make no sence

You can't spell correctly

So that means you're drunked all up ons?


edit: lol i just noticed my typo!

Last time I used the computer when I was drunk I admitted to a chick I like her, I abused my moderator status on a forum that I belong to and somehow didn't lose that status, and I somehow fucked up my Windows installation and nearly destroyed most of the hardware in my computer.


Man what a rush.

I remember one time Tap was drunk and in chat AND on the phone with me...I was also in chat and had to translate everything he typed so people could understand...haha

Been there done dat. You can ask stealthy. Damn I hate drinking, I tried to flush a lemon down the toilet and it got clogged. In general it makes me really fucking retarded and I don't feel good like most people do :/

Posted by HillbillyHorus Been there done dat. You can ask stealthy. Damn I hate drinking, I tried to flush a lemon down the toilet and it got clogged. In general it makes me really fucking retarded and I don't feel good like most people do :/

what were you using the lemon for?

Please, don't ask.

I don't know how the lemon got there and I REALLY don't want to.

Posted by underdark Please, don't ask. I don't know how the lemon got there and I REALLY don't want to.

heh I already know, I just wanted to see if he'd reveal it.



and yes, it's as bad or WORSE than you're imagining.

getting plastered with friends leads to some interesting times....

Posted by Sinister Crayon getting plastered with friends leads to some interesting times....

Is that what led to your first gay experience?

Posted by stealthy heh I already know, I just wanted to see if he'd reveal it. and yes, it's as bad or WORSE than you're imagining.

TELL ME!!!

Lol hell no! But if he does, bear in mind I was drunk as a skunk and don't remember anything else from that night. Parents made me puke into the toilet.

Posted by HillbillyHorus Lol hell no! But if he does, bear in mind I was drunk as a skunk and don't remember anything else from that night. Parents made me puke into the toilet.

oh shut up you! I want to know! lol

On my 20th birthday I ended up going to a gay club,getting really really drunk and I hit on a straight girl(how the fuck did i know she was straight) so anyway,her friend dragged her away and when I left I kept tapping her on the shoulder,she ignored me and finally I was like "FUCK IT"!!! really loud and stormed out. I then puked on a carpet. I haven't been back to that club for little over a year now....cause the music sucks there.