My dad's truck was broken into today. They took his stereo, his CDs, and some smokes. There's glass all over the seat and he's now beginning the process of calling the insurance company.

I'm more angry right now than when my own car was broken into. Goddamnit.

That's what happens in the ghettooo




... in the ghettoooo

I hear you on that one Sara Bellum.

I had my truck broken into twice and the second time was when I didn't even have the cash to fix it. I told the cop that I wanted my tire iron back so I could wrap it around the neck of the little f***er who broke in. The little f***er put a rock through the same window that was replaced just 5 months previously. The cop agreed with me that the little f***er needed a beating.

To add insult to injury, the insurance company told me that the deductible is more than the cost of replacing the window. If it hadn't been for my mechanic owing me a couple of favours, I would not have had a new window for a few months.

Your Dad has my sympathy on this one.

I had my car broken into back in 91-ish. All they got were the cassettes I made (ie: non-pre-recorded, dubs). They realized this and dumped the cassettes in my neighbors yard. How pathetic. Now I have to buy a new window and pay for it because my deductible costs more than the window. Frickin'!!!

That seriously blows. Even more so than taxes.

Sorry to hear that.

Posted by Roygbiv That's what happens in the ghettooo ... in the ghettoooo

No, you're confused. I live in the ghetto. My parents do not (incidentally, my car was broken into in their driveway). This was at my dad's work anyway.

I also found out that when his stereo loses power (like, when it's ripped from the dash by a pissant), it won't work without a security key. So, they can't even fucking use it.

DAMNIT. OH, I'm still so pissed.

Posted by Sara Bellum I also found out that when his stereo loses power (like, when it's ripped from the dash by a pissant), it won't work without a security key. So, they can't even fucking use it. DAMNIT. OH, I'm still so pissed.

Supposed to be a theft deterrent feature. So much for theft deterrence.

about 5 years ago i came home early from a case and parked my car about 5 spaces up the street from my front porch, then went into the house to write a report update and take an hour's nap before heading back out for the afternoon/evening. at about 11:45 am i went back o9ut to grab my camera bag and download some pics for the update.......my window was broken and all my work gear, camera bag and briefcase was gone. i got hit between 9am and 11:30 or so right in front of my house.


these people suck shit through a straw.
eoghan

Posted by Sara Bellum and some smokes.

Some good might come out of it. Maybe he might quit, Huh?

So... this is what happens when the ghetto comes to you.



... the ghettoooo

Many times I've been the victim of theives, and sure I was pissed off... however when my Dad's van got broken into and the fucking theives stole the CD player we bought for father's day, the CD player my dad was so proud of, I wanted blood. I've never been as angry as that, steal from me that's one thing, but steal from my dad, he's my dad for fuck's sake. Pathetic street criminals, it hurt even more to see him install the factory tape deck back into his van. I feel your pain Sara Bellum, it sucks when someone you know is victimized, worse sometimes then your own lose.

Posted by monster Some good might come out of it. Maybe he might quit, Huh?

He seemed to be more pissed about that than anything, so that's doubtful.

Thanks everyone, I'm feeling a lot better now. Far less angry, but I'll still shove a size nine boot up the ass of any of those jerks if I catch them.

Posted by monster Some good might come out of it. Maybe he might quit, Huh?

Or the thief will get terminal lung cancer.

Posted by Sara Bellum and some smokes.

Posted by monster Some good might come out of it. Maybe he might quit, Huh?

Sounds good.

Posted by KublaKhan Or the thief will get terminal lung cancer.

Sounds even better. One less thief in the world.

Posted by eoghan about 5 years ago i came home early from a case and parked my car about 5 spaces up the street from my front porch, then went into the house to write a report update and take an hour's nap before heading back out for the afternoon/evening. at about 11:45 am i went back o9ut to grab my camera bag and download some pics for the update.......my window was broken and all my work gear, camera bag and briefcase was gone. i got hit between 9am and 11:30 or so right in front of my house. these people suck shit through a straw. eoghan

My brothers and I had all three of our bikes stolen out of our garage one night.

No the people from the ghetto go to the nicer neighbourhoods.
No point in robbing Leroy down the street, he ain't got shit...

They also don't like to shit in their own backyards either.

Remember, God helps those that help themselves -keep a pack of poisoned cigarettes in your car for these special occasions.

Now too bad we can't just simply go to the store and buy them

Posted by HairyTheTaco Remember, God helps those that help themselves -keep a pack of poisoned cigarettes in your car for these special occasions.

But God help those who are caught helping themselves.

Sorry to hear all your guys shit getting broken into, maybe this story will cheer you up.

About a year ago, i was playing the world of warcrack video game, and as usual it lasted well into the wee hours of the night. At about 3:15 am i decided it was time to feed my nicotine addiction, so i went downstairs for a smoke. (No smoking indoors helps me cut down.)
I was heading to the backyard when some motion out front caught my eye. I look to see a head bobbing up and down by my car. Thinking wtf, i run upstairs, throw on some pants (yes warcraft in the buff makes more fun times happen) and grab my peace pipe. (peace pipe = 3 feet of lead plumbing pipe)
I check the window and see the interior light of my car go on, so i flip the outside lights on and rush out.
The two little fuckers who were keeping watch yell "RUN!" and take off, i dont bother chasing them because i have no shoes on and they are young and i am old and i smoke and i cant run. The one who was in my car however, has to go thru me and my pipe in order to reach freedom.
I must have made a fearsome sight dressed in nothing but fatigues, brandishing my pipe with a broken cigarette between my lips, because i could smell the fear and shit as i approached.
Im sure the memory of the mad polak and the welt on his legs will be with him for a long time.

Thank you lsd!

That was great! Thank you for the laugh.