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Poll Question: Tax churches? | Total Votes: | 18 | 1. Yes | 9 | 50 % |
| 2. No | 3 | 16.67 % |
| 3. Only the ones that try to play in ploitics | 2 | 11.11 % |
| 4. No, but require full financial disclosure | 4 | 22.22 % |
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MutantMandias Perverse and Often Baffling
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| | | | Re: Financial disclosure and taxing churches < Reply # 1 on 4/26/2007 3:25 PM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Well, I think they should file taxes, but have a either a single huge deduction for being a religious institution, or better yet, a graduated tax system that doesn't start until the church's budget is very high, like a few million dollars. That way, small churches would just file something saying, "We took in a few thousand dollars and paid our minister, see ya next year." Medium sized churches would say, "we took in a million dollars and paid our staff and minister and gave him a house, and spent this much on social programs and this much on building maintenance, see ya next year." And mega-churches would say, "We collected 6 million dollars and spent 1 million trying to get Satan elected and 500,000 trying to help the RIAA, and here is $100,000 in taxes." And the REALLY fun places would say "We raised 280 million dollars, and spent 50 million on world wide televangelism, and 10 million on whores, and 5 million on drugs, and 15 million on private investigators to get dirt on our enemies, and 7 million on assassinations, and here is 10 million in taxes."
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| | | | Re: Financial disclosure and taxing churches < Reply # 2 on 4/27/2007 12:01 AM > | Reply with Quote
| | | Posted by MutantMandias Well, I think they should file taxes, but have a either a single huge deduction for being a religious institution, or better yet, a graduated tax system that doesn't start until the church's budget is very high, like a few million dollars. That way, small churches would just file something saying, "We took in a few thousand dollars and paid our minister, see ya next year." Medium sized churches would say, "we took in a million dollars and paid our staff and minister and gave him a house, and spent this much on social programs and this much on building maintenance, see ya next year." And mega-churches would say, "We collected 6 million dollars and spent 1 million trying to get Satan elected and 500,000 trying to help the RIAA, and here is $100,000 in taxes." And the REALLY fun places would say "We raised 280 million dollars, and spent 50 million on world wide televangelism, and 10 million on whores, and 5 million on drugs, and 15 million on private investigators to get dirt on our enemies, and 7 million on assassinations, and here is 10 million in taxes."
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