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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > 14 year old girls. (Viewed 4065 times)
KublaKhan 


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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 20 on 5/5/2007 3:52 AM >
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...and apparently, she recorded the chorus of one of her 'hits' in something like 10 different languages.

So now she can be loathed internationally.




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< Reply # 21 on 5/5/2007 5:51 AM >
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Yeah,read that she did that because of her worldwide fan base. Mmhm.




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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 22 on 5/5/2007 5:20 PM >
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Her husband has a face like a slapped ass, and a nose like a 30's era boxer. Or a cartoon character that boxes and is supposed to be the 'stupid one' in the gang of Bugs Bunny misfits.

Boy, you weren't kidding! Now I feel good about my looks for once, LOL...





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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 23 on 5/5/2007 7:30 PM >
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Boy, you weren't kidding! Now I feel good about my looks for once, LOL...

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Yeah, but really...he's 25, fucking wealthy and gets to boink Avril. And he plays in a rock band.

Depending on even the most general definition of 'success' and Living It, he's got at least two.




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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 24 on 5/5/2007 7:33 PM >
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I dunno. She can be pretty nice to look at, but I strongly suspect that she smells bad, and is a real sorry fuck.




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KublaKhan 


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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 25 on 5/6/2007 1:27 AM >
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I dunno. She can be pretty nice to look at, but I strongly suspect that she smells bad, and is a real sorry fuck.


I have it on good word that rock stars are more into blowjobs than any serious below-the-belt in/out-in/out.

[EDIT: Mick Jagger being the obvious exception]



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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 26 on 5/7/2007 5:05 PM >
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Exactly what I was thinking. Thank God for Avril's cute button nose.

Her husband has a face like a slapped ass, and a nose like a 30's era boxer. Or a cartoon character that boxes and is supposed to be the 'stupid one' in the gang of Bugs Bunny misfits.

As for Avril having her head up her ass, that's a bit cruel. She dropped out of highschool, became a chart-topping super star, and a multi-millionaire, married another multi-millionaire with little to no education, and together they live in a 9 million dollar home in LA.

She's doing something right. Which is to say that she's behaving/speaking exactly like her main customer demographic: 14 year old girls.

She sucks, but when she's 40 she'll still have more money than every single UER member combined.

And that's what bothers me.


Sometimes the truest things are fucking hilarious.

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Re: 14 year old girls.
< Reply # 27 on 5/7/2007 9:15 PM >
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I wonder if the entire younger generation is tonedeaf or just mildly retarded, but the shit they listen to and play nowadays kills braincells without a doubt.


It isn't my entire generation, just the females >.>




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KublaKhan 


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< Reply # 28 on 5/7/2007 10:17 PM >
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It isn't my entire generation, just the females >.>


No...it's all of you.




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