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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Pissed Off > "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers (Viewed 1002 times)
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"I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< on 4/28/2007 3:17 PM >
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with some teachers, don't you just sometimes get the impression that they think that there better than everyone else because their a teacher? I have this assistant princapal at my high school (all the kids pretty much hate her)

one time at lunch I said to her: "Hey Ms. XXXXX whats up?"
She responded, like she was pissed off: "Amy, don't say that to me. I want you to ask me, Good morning Ms. XXXXX how are you?" I just walked away kinda pissed. She's one of those teachers who wants everyone to respect her, even though she isn't very respectful herself.

I had substitute teacher at my old school who was worse than Ms. XXXXX. She had a huge ego, and was very prideful. She wore her pants up to her chest and her glasses on her nose. (I'm serious!!) that bitch's her was piled up kind of high, and it made her look like a tricerotops. She demanded absolute respect even though she gave none. One day, I wasm pissed at her so as I was passing by her, I gave kind of a low pitched burp. It was loud enough for her to hear, but quiet enough so as not to disturb the class. she got very offended and wanted to talk to me in the hall. She went on and on and said it was rude, Blah Blah Blah. but the important thing is that I didn't get in trouble.

While in fourth grade our teacher, who was gone for a few days and we had an old hag of a substitute teacher. She was as bitchy as they could be and was always shouting and screaming. Anyway, our class had enough, so while she was talking, everyone started fake coughing and she got really pissed. Heh, the joys of fourth grade. When our real teacher returned, she apologized profusly for having had such a bad substitute teacher and she promised she would never hire that sub again.

So how about you share your experiances with bad teachers? I would love to hear.




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 1 on 4/28/2007 4:12 PM >
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While this isn't my story, it's one that I had witnessed.

The year after I graduated high school, they had a new teacher come in. I'm not sure how to spell her name, but it was pronounced Ms. CoaCoa. Stripper name, I know, but it fits. She looked like one hell of a stripper.

Anyway, I guess she's an absolute bitch. Just something about her that none of the students that I've talked to like. Anyway, my brother finds her myspace, but you need to be member to access it. So he sets up a new myspace accound, pretending to be the owner, Tom. He says, "if you allow me to be your friend again, your myspace pages will load faster" or some stupid shit. Anyway, it worked.

So he prints up her myspace on the plotter printer, including some photos of her making out with other girls N such at a bar. All those non-lady-like pics, and plasters them over her class room while she was gone.

Needless to say, he eventually got busted and had a few days of detention. From what I hear, though, the day he was released, he got stopped in the halls several times and received some well deserved handshakes from the other teachers.

Ahh... I miss highschool.




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 2 on 4/29/2007 12:16 AM >
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Or they'll feel threatened when you correct them on something thats important.




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 3 on 4/29/2007 2:57 AM >
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Last semester we had one hell of a hilarious foreign substitute teacher. Our English class was pretty laid back, where we'd crack jokes at the teacher and she'd crack them back at us. Well this substitute demanded absolute silence (like hell it'd come from us) and told us what we were to do the for period. Aside from that, she just stood at the front, whining that we were too loud and that at her son's school the students respected the teacher BLAH BLAH BLAH and kept saying "your class is very strange" (in her foreign accent).

Man, she was great.




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 4 on 4/29/2007 1:24 PM >
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It's becoming quite clear that the Pissed Off Forum needs to be broken into 2 separate sections.

1) Pissed Off: Valid gripes

2) Pissed Off: Whiny little children bitching about not being allowed to be brats.




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 5 on 4/29/2007 1:34 PM >
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ok... small lesson in humanity.

People suck
teachers are people
so, by proxy, teachers suck.

But put yourself in the position of the teacher... and having to deal with room after room of misfits, malcontents and idiots day after day... and then have to deal with their PARENTS... i'm often amazed that it's not teachers who come to school with firearms!!!

Samurai




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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
< Reply # 6 on 4/29/2007 6:00 PM >
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ok... small lesson in humanity.

People suck
teachers are people
so, by proxy, teachers suck.

But put yourself in the position of the teacher... and having to deal with room after room of misfits, malcontents and idiots day after day... and then have to deal with their PARENTS... i'm often amazed that it's not teachers who come to school with firearms!!!

Samurai



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Re: "I'm better than you" the secret lives of teachers
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Fucking Teachers... if they didn't teach me to read and write how would I ever be able to bitch about them on the internet.

They have to deal with you whiny little brats all day, cut them some slack LOL. Remember, after you graduate.... you get to leave school, they are there forever.




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< Reply # 8 on 5/15/2007 4:48 AM >
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a teacher out our school used to love giving the strap as punishment....
the strap was 2.5inch thick strips of hard rubber with leather stitched over the top... (cue gay spanking teacher jokes )

he was always an asshole, and no one loved him, he even bottle fed his three year old coke....the guy was a dildo....years later after i had left school i came across him smiling a laughing to himself, a madman grin on his face - the guy had lost his job teaching, wife divorced him and he'd become alcoholic.....karma had come to collect it seems

generally i had good teachers but i flamed and ragged on most of them equally so all i got was what i deserved lol




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