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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Rumours, Blackmale, Bullshit, and Lies > Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! (Viewed 2645 times)

Poll Question: Is Ares gay?
Total Votes:	27
1. Yes	12	44.44 %
2. No	1	3.7 %
3. Only if he does that thing with his tongue	14	51.85 %

stealthy

Total Likes: 1 like

You got a problem bro?

Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< on 5/12/2007 11:18 PM >
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TORONTO (AP) - Longtime UER member and rumoured-to-be-gay-guy Ares is allegedly the father of a baby. When questioned about this, he had the following comment:

<Ares> I am father to many babies

However, in the same comment released to the AP, he said:

[19:07:14] <Ares> its all I lie and I would only bang you jordan

So the real question is: is ares gay?

VOTE AND DECIDE HIS FATE!

KONG Sus scrofa domestica Location: Kingston, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 1 on 5/12/2007 11:21 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Isn't Lexi pregnant with his baby?

Ares Location: Vaughan, On Gender: Male Total Likes: 2 likes \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 2 on 5/12/2007 11:26 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I vote yes

stealthy Total Likes: 1 like You got a problem bro? \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 3 on 5/13/2007 12:40 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	12 people can't be wrong [last edit 5/13/2007 11:29 AM by stealthy - edited 1 times]

Lexi

Location: Oslo, Norway
Gender: Female
Total Likes: 12 likes

I'm getting old.

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
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Posted by El Diablo
Isn't Lexi pregnant with his baby?

Be a doll and pass me that coat hanger.

[15:00:33] <SeeThirty> cause you're not likely to be anywhere that other people haven't been who didn't have protection
[15:00:41] <SeeThirty> still better safe than lexi

KONG Sus scrofa domestica Location: Kingston, Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 9 likes \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 5 on 5/13/2007 5:30 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	I don't have it handy. Need a kick down the stairs?

GreyDeath Location: Ontario Gender: Male Total Likes: 1 like The Darkness is coming... \| \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 6 on 5/13/2007 3:27 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I can deliver a mighty fine kick to the gut! -Me!
	Im not stupid, Im Canadian!

fedge Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes you blight up my life™® \| \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 7 on 5/13/2007 9:41 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I always thought Ares was a little gay. But in a "happy to UE" kind of way.
	18-odd Years Of UER-ing!

Glass Location: Chicago Total Likes: 18 likes as one does \| \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 8 on 5/13/2007 10:10 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I voted no, because nobody can prove Jordan is in fact a male.

KONG

Sus scrofa domestica

Location: Kingston, Ontario
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 9 likes

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< Reply # 9 on 5/13/2007 11:25 PM >
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Posted by Glass
I voted no, because nobody can prove Jordan is in fact a male.

I can.

TaP

Location: Montreal, QC
Gender: Male
Total Likes: 0 likes

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< Reply # 10 on 5/14/2007 12:42 AM >
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Posted by El Diablo

I can.

boffo can too

Glass

Location: Chicago
Total Likes: 18 likes

as one does

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< Reply # 11 on 5/14/2007 3:16 AM >
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Posted by TaP

boffo can too

but he can't sit down

fedge Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes you blight up my life™® \| \| \|	Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?! < Reply # 12 on 5/14/2007 12:20 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Ever try to get on a bike seat "too fast"? He's a guy.
	18-odd Years Of UER-ing!

underdark

Gender: Male
Total Likes: 8 likes

Re: Hot off the presses - Ares: a father?!
< Reply # 13 on 5/18/2007 3:21 AM >
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Posted by Lexi

Be a doll and pass me that coat hanger.

ALRIGHT! Bar-B-Q shrimp is on the menu!

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