people who sign onto a messaging client with the name "LEAVE ME ALONE" or "FUCK OFF!" or something similar. Why the hell did you even sign on if you don't want anyone to talk to you? Oh wait, no it's obvious. You WANT someone to bug you about it, so you can pretend to be pissed off at them for bugging you... then vent your emotions to them in an attempt to gain pity.

You make me sick. Go find some real problems. I have real problems. I don't vent them on MSN. I fix them.

Oh btw, fuck you all.

Posted by Roygbiv people who sign onto a messaging client with the name "LEAVE ME ALONE" or "FUCK OFF!" or something similar. Why the hell did you even sign on if you don't want anyone to talk to you? Oh wait, no it's obvious. You WANT someone to bug you about it, so you can pretend to be pissed off at them for bugging you... then vent your emotions to them in an attempt to gain pity. You make me sick. Go find some real problems. I have real problems. I don't vent them on MSN. I fix them. Oh btw, fuck you all.

sounds like Lexi's msn right now. (laugh)

so it does...

Fuck y'all.
It keeps the kids I really don't want to talk to at bay.

Edit: Actually, on second thought, I'll elaborate.
Let's say I wanted to talk to one person in particular, but everyone kept fucking yapping at me, asking me what's wrong and shit. Simple solution: tell them to gtfo.

Oh, yeah. Because manic depression and body dismorphic disorder aren't "real problems". I don't want to be on fucking bad terms with you, Matt, but really. Way to be a dickless asshole and post about it behind my back, thinking I wouldn't see.

Way to fail.

Body dysmorphic disorder (BDD) is a mental disorder that involves a disturbed body image. It is generally diagnosed in those who are extremely critical of their physique or self image, despite the fact there may be no noticeable disfigurement or defect.

Lexi, I've met you and you've got no reason (or should not have a reason) to think you've got BDD.

I have a much more realer disease. It's called IAOHUIAD (I'm Aware Of How Ugly I Am Disorder). It's driven me to monk-like recluse status. I only go out to explore and I haven't touched a female since March 1998.

Psychology is bullshit. Those are just retarded terms used to label people that deviate from the norm. You will realize that these terms are meaningless... People need to understand that it is part of being human that you will not always be happy. You will not always be happy with yourself, or others. Everybody wants a quick fix nowadays...

Johnny is a bit hyperactive, has some trouble in school? Oh, he must have ADHD. Dope him up on ritalin.

Sara listen to goth music and wear black clothes? Oh, she must be depressed. Put her on prozac.

Not everybody fits neatly into a little category.

Posted by Rustblade Sara listen to goth music and wear black clothes? Oh, she must be depressed. Put her on prozac.

Dude... not cool.

Posted by Rustblade Not everybody fits neatly into a little category.

I can think of a couple that you fit in.

Heh apparently Lexi did'nt know I was joking around. I also really didn't make it look much like a joke, my fault. Seriously, I didn't mean offense. I suppose I was having a bad day and made a bad joke.

...I was going to say anal sex, cuz WOW does it ever grind the gears.

What's an MSN?

I don't have MSN. I don't have any Instant messaging devices. And I am da happy guy.

Solutions:
1.) Secret "appear offline" chat
2.) Blocking everyone who isn't the person you whine to
3.) MSN email account "[email protected]" where you only have specific whine person(s) on list.
4.) Listen to aqua, and use their lyrics for future msn names

Posted by Skold Solutions: 1.) Secret "appear offline" chat 2.) Blocking everyone who isn't the person you whine to 3.) MSN email account "[email protected]" where you only have specific whine person(s) on list. 4.) Listen to aqua, and use their lyrics for future msn names

Classic!

The "appear offline" option has especially proven useful after a few "why the f*ck did you delete/block me, asshole?" comments. Hehee...

Posted by Roygbiv Oh btw, fuck you all.

Uh-Oh, Mr Grumpy got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning

Posted by Roygbiv Oh btw, fuck you all.

Don't forget the horses we all rode in on eh?

Posted by Skold 4.) Listen to aqua, and use their lyrics for future msn names

Ok, my MSN name is now "Dum De Dah De Dah, Dum De Dah De Dah, Dum De Dah De Dah, COME PICK MY ROSES!"

Let's see what happens.

Posted by fedge I have a much more realer disease. It's called IAOHUIAD (I'm Aware Of How Ugly I Am Disorder). It's driven me to monk-like recluse status. I only go out to explore and I haven't touched a female since March 1998.

I think you're hot.

but he hasn't touched you since at least march of 98 either.

Posted by fedge I only go out to explore and I haven't touched a female since March 1998.

WOW.

I've gone like a month without touching a female ...and I'd hump wood panelling if it looked at me the right way.

Posted by bandi WOW. I've gone like a month without touching a female ...and I'd hump wood panelling if it looked at me the right way.

Ahh, well, you get used to it. Once you get over the fact your penis has turned from sexual organ to purely a utility organ, you realize you have LOTS more time in the day to do other stuff. For example, I now have more time to tend to my lawn.

That could all change. Maybe IndianaTeach could fix me up with a teacher.