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Captain Obvious Location: among the tank farms Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes in ur xbox...there are midgets \| \|	My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < on 6/25/2007 5:56 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	What the hel/l/ is wro;ng with this thing?C 123456789090i-= qwertyuio;p,[']\ asdfghjkl/o;k['d zxcvbnm,.pl/c
	Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.

Squidgit Location: Brighton Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 2 likes There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me \| \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 1 on 6/25/2007 6:32 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	BUHAHUHAHAHA.. I had the same thing when I freaking spilled water on mine. I had to cut and paste the letter A and E all the time. IT WAS ANNOYING [last edit 6/25/2007 6:32 PM by Squidgit - edited 1 times]
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atomx Location: Brighton, ON Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes \| \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 2 on 6/25/2007 9:36 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Make sure you have the right keyboard selected. Then go get a cheap ass one.
	"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning." - Richard Cook

Samurai Vehicular Lord Rick Location: northeastern New York Total Likes: 1900 likes No matter where you go, there you are... \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 3 on 6/26/2007 7:03 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	with me, it's mice... i am on my fourth or fifth mouse, 7th or 8th mouse pad. this keyboard... hehehe... it's from 1998. Samurai

fedge Location: Gaud Corners, Ontario, Canada Gender: Male Total Likes: 11 likes you blight up my life™® \| \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 4 on 6/26/2007 2:52 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I recall this time when I sneezed on my keyboard. For a few seconds I attempted to clean it. Then I decided it was time for a new keyboard. Some things, you just need a new one...
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i need a new computer anyways...
my keyboard has 'the funk' (used food, snot, dandruff, dust, hair, etc) in between the keys, plus there is a fine biological slime on some of the keys.

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and this computer is a mutt from 2001.

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Posted by Samurai
this keyboard... hehehe... it's from 1998.

Gotcha beat.

Mines from a system back in high school. An nice ALR keyboard from at least 1990. You could beat someone with the kb and keep on typing.

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Posted by atomx

Gotcha beat.

Mines from a system back in high school. An nice ALR keyboard from at least 1990. You could beat someone with the kb and keep on typing.

Ya we've had this keyboard forever... It still works great, but I would love to test out the beating though. Who wants to volunteer?

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vicexsquad Location: Oshawa, Ontario Gender: Female Total Likes: 1 like Explorer / Pediatric Nurse / Axe thrower / Bowler \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 8 on 6/27/2007 4:38 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	I had my keyboard since 2003 and I finally took it apart to clean under the keys. There was hair, crumbs, cat fur, and other nasty remnants under the keys. What fun it was!

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Posted by vicexsquad
I had my keyboard since 2003 and I finally took it apart to clean under the keys. There was hair, crumbs, cat fur, and other nasty remnants under the keys. What fun it was!

It's like your own personal time capsule of memories. Put the contents in a jar and give it to your kids in lieu of them spending time with you when they grow up!

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Captain Obvious Location: among the tank farms Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes in ur xbox...there are midgets \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 10 on 6/30/2007 2:56 AM > \| Reply with Quote

	It seems to be all better now; for a while there everything had to be done from my laptop.
	Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.

monster Location: Sugarland, TX / Minneapolis MN Gender: Female Total Likes: 5 likes I am the thing that goes bump in the night \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 11 on 7/1/2007 5:39 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	After you get your new keyboard, here are some fun ways to destroy the old one: 1. Sledgehammer 2. bucket of acid 3. throw in bonfire and watch it melt 4. blow up with fireworks on july 4th 5. slam against wall 6. hang from tree with its cord and beat with a baseball bat like a pinata 7. drop off the Empire State Building 8. Chainsaw 9. run over with car 10. run over with monster truck 11. send thru turbine (would not recommend)

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Posted by monster
After you get your new keyboard, here are some fun ways to destroy the old one:

3. throw in bonfire and watch it melt
4. blow up with fireworks on july 4th
5. slam against wall
6. hang from tree with its cord and beat with a baseball bat like a pinata

These four are my favourite.

Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.

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Posted by rainman8889

These four are my favourite.

thanks. my favorite has got to be number 7 and 3.

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Posted by monster
After you get your new keyboard, here are some fun ways to destroy the old one:

Home Row some bitches.

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This is why I have "spares" (really). My desk is far too busy...

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Air

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Posted by atomx

Gotcha beat.

Mines from a system back in high school. An nice ALR keyboard from at least 1990. You could beat someone with the kb and keep on typing.

I had one of those, i even needed an adapter for PS/2, lol. I ended up giving it away. Proof that they don't make things they way they used to.

"The extraordinary beauty of things that fail." - Heinrich von Kleist

Captain Obvious Location: among the tank farms Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes in ur xbox...there are midgets \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 17 on 8/13/2007 4:38 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	-It'ds do;ing it again.p
	Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.

Captain Obvious Location: among the tank farms Gender: Male Total Likes: 0 likes in ur xbox...there are midgets \| \|	Re: My keybo;ard crap,p,ed o;ut o;n me.p < Reply # 18 on 8/13/2007 7:57 PM > \| Reply with Quote

	Now it's okay again.
	Nov. 24, 2007--The city of Cleveland, Ohio, announces that it has developed tactical nuclear weapons, and does not wish to hear any more jokes.

fedge

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Posted by Air 33
This is why I have "spares" (really). My desk is far too busy...

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Your desk area is so tidy!

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