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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Government & Military Rumors, Secrets, Underg > you know your paranoid when: (Viewed 2246 times)
monster 


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I am the thing that goes bump in the night

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you know your paranoid when:
< on 7/15/2007 12:02 AM >
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You know your paranoid when:

You see someone toss a frisbee and you somehow convince yourself its a UFO

you sew secret pockets into your clothes (me guilty )

you put old school assignments and report cards thru the paper shredder before you throw them out because the have your name on them.




underdark 


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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 1 on 7/15/2007 10:11 PM >
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It takes you 15 mins to find a pen that works, but you can have a firearm in your hand in less than 15 secs. In any room in the house. And not one of the ones you wear daily.





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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 2 on 7/31/2007 8:31 AM >
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You know that you're paranoid when you know that they know that you know that you're paranoid.




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underdark 


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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 3 on 8/2/2007 12:44 AM >
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You know that you're paranoid when you know that they know that you know that you're paranoid.


HOW DOD YOU KNOW THAT!?!?!?!




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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 4 on 8/2/2007 1:46 AM >
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You all need medication...




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NYMartian 


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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 5 on 8/19/2007 11:37 PM >
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You dissolve all of your junk mail in strong industrial acids and chlorine gas to prevent identity theft.




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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 6 on 11/2/2007 2:32 AM >
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you've trained yourself how to escape from EVERY possible situation, for example a coma... :dodgy:




monster 


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I am the thing that goes bump in the night

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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 7 on 12/8/2007 1:01 AM >
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you hire a food-taster because you think the government is poisoning your food




underdark 


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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 8 on 12/10/2007 3:09 AM >
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You use internet sockpuppets to spread rumors about you to your friends to see who will tell you about them and who will spread them.




monster 


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I am the thing that goes bump in the night

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Re: you know your paranoid when:
< Reply # 9 on 12/16/2007 5:02 PM >
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that's not a bad idea....




bonnie&clyde 


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Re: you know your paranoid when:
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You use internet sockpuppets to spread rumors about you to your friends to see who will tell you about them and who will spread them.


Twisted. But I like.




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