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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Sailor Talk > ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due! (Viewed 3382 times)
Trevzilla 


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ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< on 8/18/2007 2:48 PM >
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.




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Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< Reply # 1 on 8/19/2007 11:09 PM >
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Well then, ya scurvy scum...that is a great rum drinkin' little piece of work...I'll drink a shot to that, no rationing the rum for this drunken voyage!!




I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too!
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Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< Reply # 2 on 8/22/2007 3:54 AM >
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Yaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!




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KublaKhan 


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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< Reply # 3 on 9/3/2007 6:57 AM >
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God's teeth, men. Tis indeed a fine poem.

Yar.




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SteamPunk 


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< Reply # 4 on 9/3/2007 8:31 AM >
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Seven wise scallywags wit' knowledge so fine, created a powder pan t' thar design.
First was a butcher, smart wit''is wit, usin' a knife, he gave it a slit.

Second was carpenter, strong 'n bold, wit' a hammer 'n chisel, he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall 'n thin, by usin' red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short 'n stout, wit' a piece o' fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as Hell, threw in a fish 'n gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee, touched it 'n blessed it 'n said it could pee.

Last came a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it 'n farrgged it 'n called it a cunt.

....better
(modified for even more piratedness...yar)



[last edit 9/3/2007 8:33 AM by SteamPunk - edited 1 times]

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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< Reply # 5 on 9/3/2007 4:34 PM >
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A toast, half remembered, from my navy days, circa 1985.

Here's to the hole wot never heals,
the more you rub it,
the better it feels...

...and this is all I remember, as I was usually too drunk to continue




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Bye for now.

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Re: ARRrrrrghhhhhhh, finally a poem that gives a sailor his due!
< Reply # 6 on 7/26/2009 2:18 AM >
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A toast, half remembered, from my navy days, circa 1985.

Here's to the hole wot never heals,
the more you rub it,
the better it feels...

...and this is all I remember, as I was usually too drunk to continue


Or from "Jaws"

Here's to swimmin' with bow legged women!




Gone for a while. Be back when I'm back.
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