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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Religious Discussion > Battle for the Toybox cont'd (Viewed 1494 times)
KublaKhan 


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With Satan, it's always gimmie, gimmie.

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Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< on 10/12/2007 9:03 PM >
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...carry on.

Posteed by Samurai

actually, all zealots from all religions can be applied to this... not just christians, it just seems like it's always Christians and fucking Muslims you see beating people up, killing people, blowing shit up... all in the name of their invisible friend.

they all suck.
probably should've clarified that... and no, i don't believe in any organized god... something beyond us, yes. God, not really...

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Re: Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< Reply # 1 on 10/13/2007 1:26 AM >
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You honestly think all religious people act that way? Let me put it another way. There are over 1 billion Muslims in the world. If all 1 billion of them were terrorists, half the world would be dead. The same is true for Christian extremists. All you ever see is the bad stuff, because that's all you want to see.

Every week, I see about 450 people get fed a hot meal, get some decent clothes they could not afford otherwise, and get substance counseling they desperately need. We don't make them pray, we don't judge them, we don't ask for anything in return for doing this. Why do we do it? Because our "invisible friend" told us to. If that makes us insane, then yeah, we're insane and going to stay that way. (Matthew, Chapter 25)


You know most of that stuff in the Middle East is political, and not religious in nature, right?



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KublaKhan 


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Re: Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< Reply # 2 on 10/13/2007 2:56 AM >
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PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.


It's a plastic Jesus.




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Re: Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< Reply # 3 on 10/13/2007 4:32 AM >
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I've got two plastic Jesusi.

A Buddy Jesus (but the hands have fallen off), and a rare, mistake pressing of a Jesus with glowing green hands. Apparently the Chinese manufactures misinterpreted the description of "stigmata" for "glow in the dark."




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Re: Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< Reply # 4 on 10/13/2007 11:23 AM >
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Posted by KublaKhan
PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.
PLASTIC JESUS.


It's a plastic Jesus.


Uh, OK. And this is the first one they ever made?

I've never seen Dogma. What's the deal with the Buddy Jesus anyway? Is it like the Darwin fish or something? I laughed my ass of the first time I saw that thing.



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"Well, let me just jump into my time machine, go back to the Twelfth Century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
KublaKhan 


Location: Edinburgh, Scotland
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Re: Battle for the Toybox cont'd
< Reply # 5 on 10/13/2007 6:33 PM >
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I've got two plastic Jesusi.

A Buddy Jesus (but the hands have fallen off), and a rare, mistake pressing of a Jesus with glowing green hands. Apparently the Chinese manufactures misinterpreted the description of "stigmata" for "glow in the dark."


I have a Praying Jesus Hands salt-and-pepper shaker set. Cheap and ceramic and painted gold, with the words Praying Jesus Hands Salt, and Praying Jesus Hands Pepper on each, respectively. Salt is left-handed, and pepper is right handed. I bought it at Value Village, and it sits on top of my computer monitor, holding up a giant hot dog postcard I stole from a giant hot dog vendor on Canada Day, 1999.





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