hahahahahaha, the evil beings are moving out as we speak.

Who says curses don't work?


I guess I will have to let the crickets go in my bosse's office now.

Evil black magic ftw.

I got another one...
My dumbass neighbors went and bought a piece of shit Ford Taurus with four bald tires.
Anyway, they left their car on the street last night in front of my house, basically in the middle of the road, the state police drove by, told them to move it, they ended up parking it in the middle of my goddamn drive way.
We had about 8 inches of snow, so this car basically bottomed out on the drifts with not enough ground clearance to get over them without hanging up. So, they called a tow truck to move the car after my stepdad had to pound on the wall for half an hour to wake them up to get someone to move the fucking thing.
So, I had to find a ride home with someone I work with. Fuckers. I hate my neighbors.

Shael

I can confirm that the "cricket" revenge is effective. I had lizards that fed on crickets. One night they got out of the box (I obviously didn't close it tightly) and I had 25 crickets all over my house. It drove me absolutely insane. They are so friggen loud and they go non stop. I eventually had to buy one of those house bombs to kill them off.

And Bandi, how the heck did you ever think to remove the electrical recepticals and fill them with seafood??? That is hilarious!

my neighbors are pretty cool right now, 2 of the 4 apartments in my wing of the building are unoccupied and our only neighbors always barbecue and give us free food and stuff in the summer. our old neighbors were about 30 Hispanic drug runners, all packed into a 2 bedroom apartment. my mom's boyfriend once went over to ask for some butter, and they said "butter.... coca? you want cocaine? you aren't cop are you? just a second. HE HERE FOR DRUGS! you DO want drugs right? you want... drugs?" i was listening from our living room, they were like right outside of our front door talking (our front door faces theirs) and i couldn't stop laughing. just a blatant "you want drugs?" was perfect.

Well, the neighbor with the car is also someone I went to high school with.
Thanksgiving, Samurai and I were walking over to his car from my grandmothers two doors down from my house and she happened to walk onto the porch of her house, which is no big deal, but what she was wearing was the problem...she was wearing a thong and little else. It's one of those sights you wish you could unsee, that's about the only way to describe it. She also decided to stand out there and try to hold a civil conversation while Sam was trying not to puke. She's a crackhead basically with three kids. Lost like 200 lbs in 3 months from cocaine.
This neighbor sucks, but not as bad as the russians that lived there who would go outside in the front yard naked and roll in the snowbanks when it was 30 below zero.

Shael

I only have one really bad neighbor. Her cat had kittens, and then they had kittens, and now we're on the third generation of feral cats. They shit in my yard, drive my dogs crazy, and get on the roof of my house to fight.

She (my neighbor) steps into her yard twice a day and screams, "CAAAAAAAAAAATS! CAAAAAAAAAATS! KIIIIIIITYYYYS!" and they come a'runnin'.

Posted by SaraBellum I only have one really bad neighbor. Her cat had kittens, and then they had kittens, and now we're on the third generation of feral cats. They shit in my yard, drive my dogs crazy, and get on the roof of my house to fight. She (my neighbor) steps into her yard twice a day and screams, "CAAAAAAAAAAATS! CAAAAAAAAAATS! KIIIIIIITYYYYS!" and they come a'runnin'.

when the cats go runnin for her, open fire on the said cats with a semi-automatic CO2 pellet gun to get the point across that the next step is to call animal control!

Posted by Samurai when the cats go runnin for her, open fire on the said cats with a semi-automatic CO2 pellet gun to get the point across that the next step is to call animal control!

We have an air soft gun that we've used on the cats. Also, while she's screaming for the cats, we've screamed back, "They might be a while, I think they're busy shitting in my fucking yard!" or "If you were a good pet parent, you wouldn't have to call for them because they'd be in the house!" When my sister finds cat shit, she scoops it up and dumps it in the lady's yard. Nothing has worked.

Animal Control won't pick them up unless they're biting people, unfortunately.

Posted by SaraBellum We have an air soft gun that we've used on the cats. Also, while she's screaming for the cats, we've screamed back, "They might be a while, I think they're busy shitting in my fucking yard!" or "If you were a good pet parent, you wouldn't have to call for them because they'd be in the house!" When my sister finds cat shit, she scoops it up and dumps it in the lady's yard. Nothing has worked. Animal Control won't pick them up unless they're biting people, unfortunately.

Same with my former neighbor's dogs, until we took it into our own hands...unfortunately, it didn't work, but we did get their cat a better home out of the deal.
Even with the health hazard of four large dogs shitting in their yard and attracting all kinds of vermin and flies.
That's when you start kidnapping and finding homes for them, humane traps FTW. Hell, I almost adopted the one we kidnapped.

Shael

ugh my across-the-street neighbors FEED all the neighborhood cats. I have no idea where these fucking things even LIVE! Few nights ago i was letting my dog out and i thought one of 'em was a mountain lion it was huuuge. Kinda scary in the dark when somethings lurking in the trees. Few summers ago i forget what we were doing but we have a big pole barn in the yard, followed the stench, and there was a decaying rotten shithead of a cat dead in the corner.

My property is right on this old dirt road, well the road runs along side our property, but were not on that road, they ALL sold crack out there. Disgusting incestuous dirtbags who screamed in the night like banchees. We have a small line of trees seperating our yard and theyre little inbred community, one night the sheriffs are out in the trees with the dogs. Who knows what they were looking for. God i could go on and on and on about my neighbors. ANYWAY the guy back there is on the sexual offenders list, so his old lady dies, and he moves in with the OTHER neighbors across the street who sell and grow marijuana, and whose dog attacked me on several occasions. Well that old crackhead/petofile moves in with the pothead who has a son in kindergarten. Reeeaaaaal nice.

Posted by emck00 ugh my across-the-street neighbors FEED all the neighborhood cats. I have no idea where these fucking things even LIVE! Few nights ago i was letting my dog out and i thought one of 'em was a mountain lion it was huuuge. Kinda scary in the dark when somethings lurking in the trees. Few summers ago i forget what we were doing but we have a big pole barn in the yard, followed the stench, and there was a decaying rotten shithead of a cat dead in the corner. My property is right on this old dirt road, well the road runs along side our property, but were not on that road, they ALL sold crack out there. Disgusting incestuous dirtbags who screamed in the night like banchees. We have a small line of trees seperating our yard and theyre little inbred community, one night the sheriffs are out in the trees with the dogs. Who knows what they were looking for. God i could go on and on and on about my neighbors. ANYWAY the guy back there is on the sexual offenders list, so his old lady dies, and he moves in with the OTHER neighbors across the street who sell and grow marijuana, and whose dog attacked me on several occasions. Well that old crackhead/petofile moves in with the pothead who has a son in kindergarten. Reeeaaaaal nice.

Call animal control about the dog, they're law enforcement in most cities, so they're obligated to report if they see anything when they're apprehending the offending dog. If they see these people selling dope while picking up the animal...expect the state police shortly after.
Sounds a lot like a neighbor of mine that's now doing 25 to 50 in state prison for beating up a guy with a baseball bat at 2 in the morning.
SWAT was here after it happened, you know, the cops in the black fatigues with the AK 47's? Scared the shit out of me when I was on my way to work, I walked out the back door and they were sitting underneath my downstairs bathroom window, I didn't even know they were there and I'd just been in the bathroom not 10 minutes before taking a shower.
Anyway, they told us to leave the lights off and drive out of here without headlights and that they'd tell the other troopers down below we were coming through so we wouldn't have to stop.
It took them four days, but they caught him at his sister's 10 miles from here.
The bad thing though, with the new neighbors I have, I almost miss the naked russians. At least it was good for a laugh.

Shael

My neighbor just got his license, and whenever it snows, he takes his POS truck and goes tokyo drift down my street.... I hate him.

Posted by Sinister Crayon My neighbor just got his license, and whenever it snows, he takes his POS truck and goes tokyo drift down my street.... I hate him.

my neighbors hate my Cobalt.
every morning this week, 5am, i get it stuck at the end of my driveway... every morning...

Posted by Samurai my neighbors hate my Cobalt. every morning this week, 5am, i get it stuck at the end of my driveway... every morning...

Samarui...I'm surprised sometimes you don't operate a tow truck

Okay, it's final. I miss the naked russians.
This afternoon, National Grid, our electricity provider was hanging around up here, my bills are paid, in full, every month and have been for the last 10 years. Our meter is right next to theirs.
National Grid screwed up, disconnected my power for 10 minutes while they sorted out which meter belonged to them.
Apparently, they haven't paid an electric bill since they moved in. Needless to say, they can't disconnect their power, or anyone elses until after the 1st of May. They put mine back on after we cleared it up, but still...it wouldn't have happened if my neighbors weren't such fuckwits.
Apparently they had applied for heating/electric assistance from the county and were waiting for an approval/denial, but still...at least the naked russians we could laugh at and they usually kept up with their bills. One of them was a nuclear plant technician/physicist, the other was a lawyer, they bought the place next to us to "rough it". I honestly don't know how it's roughing it, but the only thing they did was walk around naked when it was below zero.
Oh, one more thing, this woman has also managed to attract rats. Yes, rats.
We thought it was squirrels, no big deal, everybody gets red squirrels from time to time, we trap them and "relocate" them to the local boat launch down by the lake.
We put Decon out, because we weren't sure, I figured it was a squirrel because my birdseed was missing, lots of my birdseed was missing, and red squirrels love oiled sunflower seeds.
Anyway, to make a long story short, the other day we had a short outage in the power, my dad went down to pull the busses to put the generator on and it was sitting under the stairs, half dead, two shots from his high powered Red Ryder and end of rat. 6 inches long, about three inches in diameter.
I hate my neighbors. I really hope that is the last rat I ever see in my entire life.

Shael

Oh Shael,I recently had a flutter of reminiscensce for my old neighbours,too. Funny how as big a pain in the ass they can be,we somewhat miss there oh so entertaining ways.

For example,I was woken the other morning by a cracked out couple who were have a drag down fight in the street,below my window. Death threats,pushes and shoves and screaming ensued. I considered calling the police but she was fighting right back,and calling him goof because they'd spent all of their money on crack and couldn't get more (this was at 7am).

Now as much as I enjoy hearing a good row,this happened with my neighbours at my old place almost daily (and nightly),so it quickly grew tiresome,yet alarming. In any case though,I was grateful that the boxing duo downstairs didn't live in my building,it truly made the show more fun,as oppposed to wondering if they were going to burn down the place over night.

Gotta love neighbours...

Posted by atomx http://www.rottenneighbor.com/

That's awesome,I wish they had a site like that for Canada!

as I said, my neighborhood is very very quiet... In fact, I am the weird neighbor as I come and go at strange hours of the day and night (shift work and insomnia because of said shiftwork) which bothers no one because out of my neighbors in the immediate, most of them work the same place I do!

Posted by Wiccan That's awesome,I wish they had a site like that for Canada!

Um, it's world wide.