I can't seem to stop those awkward moments. i suck at this. How can i keep talking.

Pinch her titty.

And yell "HONK!" when you do it.

Become more worldly.
You can also go for awkward girls.

Okay, for reals. I'll give you some honest-to-goodness advice that will actually work if you'll try it.

With rare exception, any girl you go out with knows within 5 minutes whether or not there's anything there. (They'll claim otherwise, by the way, but this is to avoid appearing shallow.) All the talking and lack of awkward pauses, therefore, won't matter 99% of the time.

So, basically, I wouldn't worry about it. It's not gonna matter, because she's already made her decision.

If, however, you just want to smooth it over, here's a way. It's retardedly simple and this little phrase has gotten me into more panties than you would even imagine.

When you get to that awkward pause, just smile real goofy and say, "You're fuckin' hot." Odds are, if she's into you, you'll embarrass her a little bit, but in a good way, and things will keep rolling.

And if you get one of those ones that's offended or gets all weird on you or whatever, don't sweat it--that just means you never had any chance anyway, so you may as well relax and be yourself.

Posted by Skold Become more worldly. You can also go for awkward girls.

No, that doesn't work. The awkward ones just fuck with you and leave you very confused and horny in the end.

Posted by Stewie No, that doesn't work. The awkward ones just fuck with you and leave you very confused and horny in the end.

silly boy, that's ALL girls

Posted by White Rabbit Okay, for reals. I'll give you some honest-to-goodness advice that will actually work if you'll try it. With rare exception, any girl you go out with knows within 5 minutes whether or not there's anything there. (They'll claim otherwise, by the way, but this is to avoid appearing shallow.) All the talking and lack of awkward pauses, therefore, won't matter 99% of the time. So, basically, I wouldn't worry about it. It's not gonna matter, because she's already made her decision. If, however, you just want to smooth it over, here's a way. It's retardedly simple and this little phrase has gotten me into more panties than you would even imagine. When you get to that awkward pause, just smile real goofy and say, "You're fuckin' hot." Odds are, if she's into you, you'll embarrass her a little bit, but in a good way, and things will keep rolling. And if you get one of those ones that's offended or gets all weird on you or whatever, don't sweat it--that just means you never had any chance anyway, so you may as well relax and be yourself.

Bullshit.

Go with THIS:

Posted by White Rabbit Pinch her titty.

Posted by White Rabbit And yell "HONK!" when you do it.

I go a bit more the random route. I don't mind a bit of silence, but when I sense it's about to get awkward, I ask "So what do you think about [insert whatever random thing has just come into my head]?"

Many women enjoy an opportunity to talk about themselves, and enjoy a man who is interested* in hearing them talk about themselves.

It'll work or it won't, but like WR said, if it doesn't, it probably means you never had a chance anyway.






*At least go for the illusion of interest.

Posted by langP I go a bit more the random route. I don't mind a bit of silence, but when I sense it's about to get awkward, I ask "So what do you think about [insert whatever random thing has just come into my head]?" Many women enjoy an opportunity to talk about themselves, and enjoy a man who is interested* in hearing them talk about themselves. It'll work or it won't, but like WR said, if it doesn't, it probably means you never had a chance anyway. *At least go for the illusion of interest.

haha no she tries to start talking but it never works lol

Posted by Skold silly boy, that's ALL girls

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

..oh.

Posted by langP I go a bit more the random route. I don't mind a bit of silence, but when I sense it's about to get awkward, I ask "So what do you think about [insert whatever random thing has just come into my head]?"

Gotcha... so "What do you think about anal?" is entirely appropriate conversation. Sweet.

Posted by bandi Gotcha... so "What do you think about anal?" is entirely appropriate conversation. Sweet.

To which I would respond, "Don't worry,I'll be gentle..."

A little less conversation; a little more action, Baby.

Handjobs suck when she's wearing rings.

Posted by White Rabbit Pinch her titty.

Posted by White Rabbit And yell "HONK!" when you do it.

And if that doesn't work, scratch your nuts and belch!

Ask her a question about herself of her interests, etc and get her talking.

I also agree with WR's scenario of giving her a goofy look and telling her she's hot!

Don't worry folks the day after my ban we broke up.

*she just imed me* LOL