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UER Forum > Private Boards Index > Car Talk > Cars and women... (Viewed 2925 times)
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


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No matter where you go, there you are...

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< Reply # 20 on 1/27/2008 12:24 PM >
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Dont ya just love these inner board relationships? Hehe


we work at the same place.




Bustedknuckle 


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"I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints"

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< Reply # 21 on 1/27/2008 12:37 PM >
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Thats how I met the majority of my girlfriends......Seems I have a thing for receptionists, well maybe its a disease.



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bandi 

Lippy Mechanic Bastard


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< Reply # 22 on 1/27/2008 9:56 PM >
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Ahhh... mixing business with pleasure! I used to have amazing luck with that when I worked at Canadian Tire.




hi i like cars
Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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< Reply # 23 on 1/28/2008 12:31 AM >
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we work at the same place.



Sam and I went to high school together 15 years ago...ended up running into each other two years ago at a training session during millwide shutdown, sort of a "you are the last person I thought I'd see working in this hellhole" mutual thing.
Then, he gets transferred to my department for three months. His crew always relieves mine, so I end up on a 12 hour shift, which brings me to his crew...we have a rather long and involved conversation out by the cardboard baler for two nights...I poke him, he asks me out, here we are.
I didn't even see the car until he picked me up for the movie...so it wasn't the car, it's not his penis...it's just him.

Shael




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
Bustedknuckle 


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< Reply # 24 on 1/28/2008 12:43 AM >
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WOAH way TMI! Just kiddin. Good for yall. I usually get asked out by girls, cause I am just a chicken shit.

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"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it"
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


Location: northeastern New York
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No matter where you go, there you are...

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< Reply # 25 on 1/28/2008 1:08 AM >
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WOAH way TMI! Just kiddin. Good for yall. I usually get asked out by girls, cause I am just a chicken shit.

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i don't dance.
if ever asked to dance or take a bullet to the temple, I'll cock the pistol.
Samurai does not dance.
EVER.


...and there was more to the story than Shael has imparted... that was the Cliffs Notes version.



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Bustedknuckle 


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< Reply # 26 on 1/28/2008 1:19 AM >
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I am with ya there bud! NJ or I mean BK DOES NOT DANCE.




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-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it"
Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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< Reply # 27 on 1/28/2008 1:59 AM >
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i don't dance.
if ever asked to dance or take a bullet to the temple, I'll cock the pistol.
Samurai does not dance.
EVER.


...and there was more to the story than Shael has imparted... that was the Cliffs Notes version.



Well, yeah...I left out the part where it was actually two coworkers who fixed us up for the most part...it backfired on them...they thought we'd hate each other and have a miserable time...but...8 months later, we're still here with no plans of going anywhere anytime soon.
Sam deserves a lot more credit for this whole thing than they do, believe me. He really does. He puts up with me...which is more than I can expect of anybody.

Shael



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"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
bandi 

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< Reply # 28 on 1/29/2008 3:25 AM >
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I am with ya there bud! NJ or I mean BK DOES NOT DANCE.


It must be a gearhead thing. I also can not, do not, and will not dance.




hi i like cars
bandi 

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< Reply # 29 on 1/29/2008 3:26 AM >
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....you've got really big sleeves




hi i like cars
Bustedknuckle 


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< Reply # 30 on 1/29/2008 8:07 AM >
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It must be a gearhead thing. I also can not, do not, and will not dance.


I guess so, I have about as much rhythm as a brick. I love my music but me no dance! I remember prom (10 years ago) and I was more nervous about dancing than anything!




"It's not a fanny pack, it's an exploring pouch!"
-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it"
Samurai 

Vehicular Lord Rick


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< Reply # 31 on 1/29/2008 12:19 PM >
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I guess so, I have about as much rhythm as a brick. I love my music but me no dance! I remember prom (10 years ago) and I was more nervous about dancing than anything!


i danced once at my prom.
that was it.
my date was fucking pissed.
i. do. not. dance.
not then.
not now.
not ever.
:D

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Me and an 89 Mustang GT on prom night... May 1990




bandi 

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< Reply # 32 on 1/29/2008 12:32 PM >
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Didn't go to my prom




hi i like cars
Samurai 

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< Reply # 33 on 1/29/2008 12:41 PM >
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Didn't go to my prom


about two weeks before prom night, i started to chicken out.
my date for the prom informed me that if i backed out i would experience several days of torture followed by a water death in a place they would never find the body. I believed her and went.





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< Reply # 34 on 1/29/2008 2:06 PM >
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i danced once at my prom.
that was it.
my date was fucking pissed.
i. do. not. dance.
not then.
not now.
not ever.
:D

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Me and an 89 Mustang GT on prom night... May 1990



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-"Yes it is, it has fanny written all over it"
Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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< Reply # 35 on 1/29/2008 8:43 PM >
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Well, I don't dance either...
I didn't make it to my prom either, the guy that asked me waited till his date backed out two weeks before and asked me...I wasn't exactly the prom type anyway.
Hell...Sam even thought there was something kind of wrong with me in high school...apparently I was too "bookish" for him or something.
I graduated a year behind him, even though I'm only 7 months younger...I should have actually graduated a year or two ahead of him, but my mom wouldn't let me skip two grades when the school wanted me to. Had I been born 21 days sooner, I would have probably been in the same class.
Amazing with 15 years will do.
Sorry I don't have any fun photos...but the silly thing is...he remembers every car we had when I was a kid, especially the bright yellow 78 pinto my mom sniped off the local car lot when he wanted it.

Shael




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
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< Reply # 36 on 1/30/2008 1:57 AM >
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well, I'm gay too, and I never was very good at getting dates (both male OR female). Then over the past year I've began crawling with hot guys, and an ex-girlfriend I turned into a slut (she wanted it that bad... and I'm not gonna complain. I like sex so much I even fuck girls occasionally...
So now I got a nice BF on the horizon, and he's mechanically-inept on so many levels! It should be pretty fun. If he knew cars and buses like I do, we'd proly never get along! haha

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< Reply # 37 on 1/30/2008 3:54 AM >
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HA! If I can ever find a girl that is as into cars as me I will propose on the spot! All chicken'ness aside!




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< Reply # 38 on 2/2/2008 3:49 AM >
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/me pictures Samarui doing the safety dance




Shael 


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Baaaaah.

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< Reply # 39 on 2/2/2008 4:09 AM >
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/me pictures Samarui doing the safety dance


I would kill for that picture! Just to put on the bulletin board at work in the main lobby. Too bad it doesn't exist.

Shael




"The best wine lies at the bottom of the pail/And Happiness lies below the navel." - Drukpa Kunley, "The Divine Madman of the Dragon Lineage" and "Saint of 5,000 Women".
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